Jason Alexander Quotes
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Fame has become this obsession for people, which kind of creeps me out.
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This is a strange game.
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I had a passport where I wrote 'artist' under 'occupation' and I remember thinking, 'That's it, it's proved!'
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I just want people to know they are the masters of their own fortune and misfortune. A lot of us think that doctors and drugs are going to control and help us, but the reality is we're our own best doctor.
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If I get incensed about some injustice, you can't make me – I will not just going to sit at my desk, at my computer all the time. I – I might want to march out on that.
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Health care should be affordable for everyone.
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I went into the sciences very early on, but to me, economics pervades so much more of our lives and our existence.
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There is inspiration all around us.
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I was born a singer. I need to do that.
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When the first record came out, I'd go down to radio stations pretty much every day to get the record played, and I would walk in and they'd tell us how much they loved the record, but they weren't sure how much they could play it because they were already playing a girl.
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It is sometimes hard to grasp the difference between identifying with one's own roots, understanding people with other roots, and judging what is good or bad.
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Speaking English is like tongue-twist for me. I can speak each word perfect, but then you have to string them together like, 'Blah, blah, blah.' That's when I get crazy.
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I like semi-torn-down places where I could get nestled in and get something done without anyone bothering me.
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Morality must relate, at some level, to the well-being of conscious creatures. If there are more and less effective ways for us to seek happiness and to avoid misery in this world - and there clearly are - then there are right and wrong answers to questions of morality.
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My budget is similar to the Penny Plan, which cuts 1 percent a year for five or six years and balances the budget.
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I just love asking questions. I love people. It's in my DNA. I'm cursed - and blessed.
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Today, while celebrating the jihad victory, we once again invite those who have sided with aliens because of seduction against their nation, to give up sedition and evil and join peaceful life.
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It's time to close Gitmo.
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I gotta take notes when things occur to me.
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The Federal Reserve is not charged with designing or evaluating proposals for housing finance reform. But we are responsible for regulating and supervising banking institutions to ensure their safety and soundness, and more broadly for the stability of the financial system.
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Unfunny people should be locked up, the key tossed into a smelter.
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I want someone who can respectfully challenge me. I know what I believe, so there's no point in my taking on a relationship with someone who thinks like me or laughs at what I laugh at. I enjoy being with someone who can offer me the opposite.
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Is it my end-all and be-all to become a standup comic? No.
