Jason Segel Quotes

I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.

Jason Segel

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• I want to make it clear that I honestly answered every question put to me during the so-called Iran-Contra hearings. But if they didn't ask me about something, I wasn't about to reveal things that would put other people in jeopardy.

  

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• I worked in Licorice Pizza when John Lennon was killed. I had the day off, but I came in anyway because people needed a place to mourn.

  

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• I love Somali foods like canjeero, a pancakelike bread; same for pizza, burgers, and sushi.

  

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• You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

  

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• I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni on pizza.

  

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• A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, 'Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.' I was like, 'Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!'

  

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• When I was five, I went on my first audition. It was for a Pizza Hut commercial.

  

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• I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

  

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• When we intended to enjoy being cruel, we must transform our victim into either a beast or a god.

  

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• I think what women think is sexy is what is sexy. Girls eating pizza are massively sexy.

  

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• I didn't want to go to college, and my parents said, 'Well, then you'd better get a job, because we're not paying for you to drop out of school.' So I delivered pizza near USC for a while. We had to wear khakis and a baseball hat with the logo on it, and I worked almost every day.

  

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• I'm from New York, so I'm simultaneously a snob and will also eat any pizza you put in front of me.

  

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• Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health and their ability to learn because of better school nutrition.

  

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• My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

  

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• In love marriages, you at least know your partner. A known devil is better than an unknown one!

  

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• During the time that my recording career seemed to be in a slump a music called disco came on the scene and literally took over radio stations as well as having radio stations created to play it which sort of negated my music as well as that of some of my peers.

  

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• I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.

  

  Jason Segel
  • Pizza