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		Literature is claimed to be a mirror of the world,” I said, “but the Outlanders are fooling themselves. The BookWorld is as orderly as people in the RealWorld *hope* their own world to be—it isn’t a mirror, it’s an aspiration.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Jasper Fforde 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		I am very much a girly girl as well as being this tough, athletic fighter. I grew up a tomboy. I got my first four wheeler when I was eight. I got my first dirt bike shortly after. So, I have a lot of these manly qualities, I guess you would say. But, I also like to go get dressed up every weekend. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Paige VanZant 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Re-examining our reasoning is not something that has come naturally to American statesmen. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Samantha Power 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Tell me what you'd like to hear me sing. I'll sing whatever you like, after which I'll take up a collection, if you don't mind. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Edith Piaf 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Republicans many times can't get the words 'equality of opportunity' out of their mouths. Their lips do not form that way. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Jack Kemp 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I moved about 45 minutes from West Hollywood, and I live surrounded by nature and the wilderness, but I constantly find myself walking around, like in the commercial, saying, 'Can you hear me now?' 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Olga Fonda 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Rafe Spall 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
		
	
	
	
	
		I'm addicted to 'Scandal.' Joe Morton is the devil, and I love him. I am addicted to 'Boardwalk Empire.' Jeffrey Wright is the devil, and I love him. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Tasha Smith 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		My father was a construction worker most of his life. My mother, when she came from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico, to the United States, never had a chance to go to college either and became a clerical worker. But they did nothing but build this country. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Xavier Becerra 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		We ended up realizing that's not an economical way to create creatures, putting people in green leotards and figuring it out later. You can maybe do that if you're making 'Avatar,' but we need to know what the creatures look like before we turn on the camera. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				D. B. Weiss 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		If money was being invented now, it wouldn't be designed to look like cash or credit cards. It would look more like Bitcoin. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Adam Draper 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		The IRS targeting certain groups for harassment because of their politics would be unfair. If we found out the NSA was keeping special tabs on everyone who worshiped at a mosque or took a Bible trip through the Middle East, you'd have an uprising. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Gail Collins 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		You listen to Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio in it, and it's not Black Sabbath. They should have just called it 'Heaven and Hell' right from the beginning. Because you listen to that 'Heaven and Hell' album, that doesn't sound anything close to Black Sabbath. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Zakk Wylde 
			 
			
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		I don't think I'm portrayed in the media the way I really am - but then who is? 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Jenna Bush 
			 
		 
	
	
	 
	
	
	
	
		We passed welfare reform. All of you know I believe we were right to do it. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Bill Clinton 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		How wonderful it is that no one has to wait, but can start right now to gradually change the world! How wonderful it is that everyone, great and small, can immediately help bring about justice by giving of themselves! ... You can always - always - give something, even if it's a simple act of kindness! 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Anne Frank 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I get so antsy. When you're working, you're like, 'Oh my God, I'm so tired.' And then a hiatus starts, and you're off for three days, and you don't know what to do with yourself. You're never gonna have another job in your life, and you suck at acting. Your world comes tumbling down pretty quickly. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Chris Zylka 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Literature is claimed to be a mirror of the world,” I said, “but the Outlanders are fooling themselves. The BookWorld is as orderly as people in the RealWorld *hope* their own world to be—it isn’t a mirror, it’s an aspiration. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Jasper Fforde