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I always hope people will like me, and I'm always afraid they will think I'm a fraud. I try harder than perhaps I should to make people like me, then it backfires. They think I'm a buffoon.
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The most interesting things that happen in my books are usually the things that arise spontaneously, the things that surprise me.
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... and what you are left with is a premonition of the way your life will fade behind you, like a book you have read too quickly, leaving a dwindling trail of images and emotions until all you can remember is a name.
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Anybody who becomes a movie star becomes successful at projecting a certain image to the public.
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Add anchovies to almost anything, in moderation, and it will taste better.
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Mine is not an autonomous imagination.
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I certainly think that the publishing houses have to learn more about this informal network of literary blogging and get over the idea that sending an author on a book tour - to Dallas, Houston, Los Angeles - is a successful model anymore.
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It's the cynics who never get married.
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I think a lot of the people who write about me think that if they had to write fewer interviews then they would transcribe their life-story and it would be a big success. Or should be.
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There is a type of writer that can happily bury themselves in the country and dig very deep, but I'm not like that.
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I remain a fan of my friend Bret Easton Ellis's 'American Psycho.' I think as a book about New York in the '80s it was pretty excellent.
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You know, I'm always surprised when I read profiles, and they make me sound so jaded. I am so not jaded.
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I don't think I found my voice until I reached New York. I suppose it's possible I would have had some kind of different literary career if I had not discovered New York.
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When you catch yourself lying to your therapist, you know it's a waste of money.