Jay Mohr Quotes
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

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I love morning television because it's the most vulnerable time of day, when you are at your rawest, and if I have the ability to make viewers smile, that's a gift from God.
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I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.
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One of the prices that we pay for integration was the disintegration of the black community.
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I think America has a brilliant future.
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The thing that makes the great players great, and that separates players from different players is, when you going out there whether being prepared or not, you have to react. And if you're thinking, you're already a step behind.
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For decades, Iran has covertly worked to develop a nuclear weapons program and has repeatedly violated its international obligations.
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I really don't believe in magic.
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Black beans and soy beans are the cornerstones of longevity diets around the world.
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The key to good grilling is to recognize that you are setting yourself up to cook in a whole new environment. This is actually one of the main purposes of grilling - to get yourself outside.
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Mind is everything. Muscle - pieces of rubber. All that I am, I am because of my mind.
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Vietnam helped me to look at the horror and terror in the hearts of people and realize how we can't aim guns and set booby traps for people we have never spoken a word to. That kind of impersonal violence mystifies me.
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When you're shooting a TV show, there's not a lot of time to build character.
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The bonds we create in the household are the most important and lasting. Savor them; they're sacred.
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Cussing ain't for everybody.
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If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd have 10 girls at the studio, and they would make me not rap.
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Islam is fixed, stable, ordered and disciplined, and so are Muslims.
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I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.
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I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.
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Scientists care deeply about their place in that culture, and their contribution to it.
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I want to be the player who hits home runs, drives in runs.
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Elton John's home is laden with trinkets and books relating to Satanism and witchcraft.
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I never started to plow in my life That some one did not stop in the road And take me away to a dance or picnic. I ended up with forty acres; I ended up with a broken fiddle -And a broken laugh, and a thousand memories, And not a single regret.
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I like to get goals.
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I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.