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If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full - a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon's waning.
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Good ideas are free - or at least they should be.
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There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.
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I've done films where we don't rehearse, and I've done films where we heavily rehearse. I like rehearsals.
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There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it.
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I personally don't like to go see romantic comedies. But people do want to see them, and they seem to want to see me in them.
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I'm one of the most adaptable guys I know in as much as travelling is my favourite thing to do in life. With every place I go, I try to stay there long enough to do it justice, long enough so that I can at least imagine what it would be like to live there. Once I imagine that, then it's OK for me to return home.
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Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
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There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.
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The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's what happens in all of them.
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I think I can keep a rhythm to a beat, but there are quite a few people who would argue with me.
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When I'm surfing, I'm sure not thinking about the paparazzi. I guess if they start getting on floaties and coming out there in the water, then I might be a little upset.
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Life is a series of commas, not periods.
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I don't dislike any of my exes. If I took time to form a relationship, it's gonna hurt when we move on, but are you puttin' White-Out over all that beautiful time together? That was real time in your life. It's connected to where you are today.
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Kids will remind you that, even though you've gone down a road 100 times, it's brand new for them - and that's healthy.
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Now, you lose something in your life, or you come into a conflict, and there's gonna come a time that you're gonna know: There was a reason for that. And at the end of your life, all the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas. There was never a full stop in any of it.
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Water's never clumsy.
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Whether I'm running on the beach without my shirt or whether I'm going out with my kids or going to church or going out to dinner - I don't choose to insulate myself in engaging in real life. Hence, the public kind of almost knows me as much through my real life that they see through the rag mags.
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I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.
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Vanity is great motivation, to be fair.
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I know when I grew up, it was, if it was daylight outside, get outside. Well, now, with the technological age of computers and everything, everyone's inside virtually going everywhere they want to go, virtually having relationships, virtually traveling across the neighborhood, virtually going to that island.
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To bring a healthy child into this world, raise them right and watch them grow is the biggest miracle there is.
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For me, one of the toughest things about Valentine's Day is that it gets geared up as the day to profess your love. See, T-E-S-T - that's a bad word that doesn't go with L-O-V-E.
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If you can be mentally stimulated by the workout and find out how to get through it, it's more fun.