Jeff Dunham Quotes
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.

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I developed a mania for Fitzgerald - by the time I'd graduated from high school I'd read everything he'd written. I started with 'The Great Gatsby' and moved on to 'Tender Is the Night,' which just swept me away. Then I read 'This Side of Paradise,' his novel about Princeton - I literally slept with that book under my pillow for two years.
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Islam is unusual in that it's the only one of the great world religions which was born inside recorded history. That there's an enormous amount of factual historical record about the life of a prophet and about social conditions in Arabia at that time. So it's possible to look at the origin of Islam in a scholarly way.
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I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.
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If you don't feel like you're ready to get your license - just because people are putting pressure on you, don't feel like you have to rush into something. Take your time, really feel confident and be ready. It doesn't matter what other people say, do what's best for you and makes you feel safe.
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A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
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I made a big family when I was working at 'Vogue' for ten years, and I'm still friends with a lot of them.
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I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.
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I tell inmates all the time, 'Don't complain about your grind. Do your time.'
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All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.
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I live in Canada in the summer and some time in the fall.
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I want to be the number one songwriter-producer guy of all time.
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I owe my career to Latina women. I was surrounded by the amazing group: my mother, my aunts, my extended family. They didn't necessarily have access to high fashion, but they had great style and looked stunning naturally at every age.
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I believe that you're here on Earth for a short time, and while you're here, you shouldn't forget it.
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A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.
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A wise man will make haste to forgive, because he knows the true value of time, and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
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I don't know when I'm going to have time to be politically active.
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Reason is like an open secret that can become known to anyone at any time; it is the quiet space into which everyone can enter through his own thought.
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The reason that I'm here at all is because of my relationship with my family and their encouragement of me to be a musician and to work hard. As long as I stay there in that space, I can do anything. That's my truth.
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I'm just about the best singer I know, and it's time for everybody to say that. I have total facility with my voice. And for some weird reason, critics don't talk about it.
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My father's a clergyman, and he was in the mission field for a certain amount of time in British Honduras, which is now Belize.
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I went to Florida when I was 15. That was my first time in America, so you learn about how different the regions are.
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I still have the sword of Inigo Montoya - it's mine!
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From our perspective, just narrowly from the financial sector and from our institution, there's nothing good about Brexit.
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Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.