Jeff Dunham Quotes
I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
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It was funny on '24' because I'm a Scots-Canadian, and I was working with the great Scottish actor Tony Curran, and we were both playing Russian gangsters.
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In a modern loft, you can't just fill a space with furniture. Each piece has to be perfect.
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When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.
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I really hate the term 'historical novel' - it reminds me of bodice-rippers. But I'm hooked on research, and I really, really enjoy it.
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I am an old geezer: a grandpa kind of a guy. I was born October 19, 1931. I have gray hair, a beard, and a little pot belly. I have two children who are over 30 years old and a sweet little granddaughter who is 11 years old.
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Greece needs to work on a cleaner image. It's a big problem, as they have this reputation of being so corrupt.
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There are no limitations to the mind except those we acknowledge.
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Police can only act on intelligence.
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The value of an arts education is widely accepted, especially in California.
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We are quite at ease in this no man's land of ignorance and doubt and dispute, absorbed in the ambiguities of trying to reach truth by mixing fact with invention.
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God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
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It was Britney's movie. I liked that movie. It didn't get too much love, but a lot of people really liked it.
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As writers, we can't predict who might come along who might find our offerings valuable.
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I've enjoyed all the work I've done, and I feel quite lucky that I haven't been playing sweet girls all the time.
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You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.
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I always urged my contemporaries to look for interest and inspiration to the development and study of drawing, but they would not listen. They thought the road to salvation lay by the way of colour.
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The root cause of terrorism lies not in grievances but in a disposition toward unbridled violence. This can be traced to a world view which asserts that certain ideological and religious goals justify, indeed demand, the shedding of all moral inhibitions.
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The destruction was mutual. We went to Vietnam without any desire to capture territory or impose American will on other people. I don't feel that we ought to apologize or castigate ourselves or to assume the status of culpability.
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Yeah, come on & let the good times rollWe're gonna stay here till we soothe our souls.If it take all night long.
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Apart from my heart, I feel everything grows old in me. Even my heart has something artificial. It has been sewn by the dancers in a soft, pink satin purse like their shoes.
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They made you think that, what you need is what they sellin',Made you think that buying is rebelling.
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But if they didn't think it was a joke, or if anybody took it the wrong way other than a joke, when you make a mistake like that, you've got to apologize. So I apologize to anybody that might have taken it the other way.
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Man has been naturally so created that it is advantageous for him to be submissive, but disastrous for him to follow his own will, and not the will of his creator.
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
