Jeff Dunham Quotes
I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
Jeff Dunham
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It was funny on '24' because I'm a Scots-Canadian, and I was working with the great Scottish actor Tony Curran, and we were both playing Russian gangsters.
Callum Keith Rennie
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In a modern loft, you can't just fill a space with furniture. Each piece has to be perfect.
Nate Berkus
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When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.
Kara DioGuardi
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I really hate the term 'historical novel' - it reminds me of bodice-rippers. But I'm hooked on research, and I really, really enjoy it.
Hannah Kent
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I am an old geezer: a grandpa kind of a guy. I was born October 19, 1931. I have gray hair, a beard, and a little pot belly. I have two children who are over 30 years old and a sweet little granddaughter who is 11 years old.
Ed Emberley
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Greece needs to work on a cleaner image. It's a big problem, as they have this reputation of being so corrupt.
Karl Lagerfeld
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You think about all that stuff that can happen to you, he said. There aint no end to it.
Cormac McCarthy
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Give me bitter years of sickness, Suffocation, insomnia, fever, Take my child and my lover, And my mysterious gift of song - This I pray at your liturgy After so many tormented days, So that the stormcloud over darkened Russia Might become a cloud of glorious rays.
Anna Akhmatova
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What is it possible to do well, in physics particularly, if things are not reduced to degrees and measures?
Alessandro Volta
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We must create our children alive and fragile and pulsing with the hot blood that is so easy, so terribly easy to spill.
Elizabeth Bear
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
Jeff Dunham