Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

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Producing food to eat is the single most destructive environmental activity humans engage in.
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The perfect day for me is waking up and having a cup of tea with my kids before I drive them to school; Then, I go into the studio and try and write some music for three or four hours and give up about noon.
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Today's kitchen is all about a well-planned space that makes cooking a completely interactive experience among family and friends.
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If I am elected president we will secure the border and we will end the illegal immigration.
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It is so important that you don't stay with someone just for the children and for the wrong reasons.
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I still get recognized. It's flattering, but it can be uncomfortable. Maybe because it only seems to happen when I'm looking and feeling crappy.
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My freshman year, I played third, and sophomore and junior, third.
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If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are.
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We want a vernacular in art. No mere verbal or formal agreement, or dead level of uniformity but that comprehensive and harmonizing unity with individual variety which can be developed among people politically and socially free.
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But I do not admit the comparison between your slaves and even the lowest class of European free labourers, for the former are allowed the exercise of no faculties but those which they enjoy in common with the brutes that perish.
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I'm trying to convey to my audience that you really can't judge a book by its cover, and there's more to the universe than you can see with your eyes.
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Ooh, it's too embarrassing to share my innermost romantic secrets - although I have written Danielle the odd poem. If anything they are more comedic than romantic. They used to be well-received but that was before she started studying Shakespeare at drama college. Now I feel so inept.
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There is no reason to design buildings that are more basic and rectilinear, because with concrete you can cover almost any space.
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An hour of violin lessons in Berlin is an hour where you get the child interested in music. An hour in a violin lesson in Palestine is an hour away from violence, is an hour away from fundamentalism.
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I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.
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Every face on Mt. Rushmore was a third party candidate at some point or another.
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A loafer never works except when there's a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
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Lacan is a tyrant who must be driven from our shores. Narrowly trained English professors who know nothing of art history or popular culture think they can just wade in with Lacan and trash everything in sight.
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The U.S. faces a very dangerous sprint by outlaws to gather the deadliest weapons and technology on the planet, something we always thought possible but hoped would never occur.
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My decision to come to Bell Telephone Laboratories immediately after obtaining my Ph.D. in 1936 was strongly influenced by the fact that my supervisor would be C. J. Davisson.
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I never will desert Mr. Micawber.
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I love him who chasteneth his God, because he loveth his God: for he must succumb through the wrath of his God.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.