Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

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Producing food to eat is the single most destructive environmental activity humans engage in.
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There was no relationship between a wedding dress and fashion. There was no good taste, either. I realized that I could make an impression in terms of changing and readdressing the whole industry of bridal.
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The perfect day for me is waking up and having a cup of tea with my kids before I drive them to school; Then, I go into the studio and try and write some music for three or four hours and give up about noon.
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Today's kitchen is all about a well-planned space that makes cooking a completely interactive experience among family and friends.
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If I am elected president we will secure the border and we will end the illegal immigration.
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It is so important that you don't stay with someone just for the children and for the wrong reasons.
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I still get recognized. It's flattering, but it can be uncomfortable. Maybe because it only seems to happen when I'm looking and feeling crappy.
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My freshman year, I played third, and sophomore and junior, third.
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If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are.
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We want a vernacular in art. No mere verbal or formal agreement, or dead level of uniformity but that comprehensive and harmonizing unity with individual variety which can be developed among people politically and socially free.
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But I do not admit the comparison between your slaves and even the lowest class of European free labourers, for the former are allowed the exercise of no faculties but those which they enjoy in common with the brutes that perish.
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I'm trying to convey to my audience that you really can't judge a book by its cover, and there's more to the universe than you can see with your eyes.
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Ooh, it's too embarrassing to share my innermost romantic secrets - although I have written Danielle the odd poem. If anything they are more comedic than romantic. They used to be well-received but that was before she started studying Shakespeare at drama college. Now I feel so inept.
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There is no reason to design buildings that are more basic and rectilinear, because with concrete you can cover almost any space.
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An hour of violin lessons in Berlin is an hour where you get the child interested in music. An hour in a violin lesson in Palestine is an hour away from violence, is an hour away from fundamentalism.
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I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.
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Every face on Mt. Rushmore was a third party candidate at some point or another.
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A loafer never works except when there's a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.
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If you want to inspire the world, first inspire yourself.
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Another discovery which came out of my investigation was the fact that when one gives his or her order to produce a definite result and stands by that order, it seems to have the effect of giving one what might be termed a second sight which enables him or her to see right through ordinary problems. What this power is I cannot say; all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when one is in that state of mind in which he or she knows exactly what one wants and is fully determined not to quit until he or she finds it.
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Life changed a lot after marriage. I am not the same person as before.
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Perfect health depends upon perfect circulation.
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I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.