Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

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River Phoenix and I were friends for nine years, and I watched him grow and mature, and I also saw him struggle. I watched him deal with the whole up and down aspects of Hollywood and saw him bounce back, so when he passed away, it was such an enormous shock.
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Hip-hop definitely taught me a lot. Having to create your own identity and become known and respected in a male-dominated field - it requires some guts. There are times you have to be strong, and times when you have to stand alone for what you believe in.
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People don't just want a mindless flick with a superstar; they want to connect more deeply.
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The thing about travelling is that you work hard and play hard, but you can do all those things without your parents knowing.
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You cannot get PTSD from reading a book or from hearing a story, even repeated stories over and over.
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Yes, it's annoying that Hamlet doesn't kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, but if he did kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, there wouldn't be a play. He has to be annoying, if you will, and not do what would be the thing to do.
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Everyone should learn to tango in Argentina before they die.
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One of the things that I really like about young adult fiction is that you can explore the relationships between teens and their parents. I definitely think that teens are a product of their parents. You either end up just like them or you consciously make the decision to be unlike them.
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Thom is one of those wonderful people to cook for because he absolutely loves it, just loves it. He loves to eat and drink and he'd be a great guest at any dinner party.
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Today in the era of globalization there is no such issue as borders between states of the same nation.
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I have a terrifying long list of fears. Literally everything - diseases, spiders... and people getting tired of me.
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The core of my personality consists of many selves.
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You never argued with my mother. You couldn't win.
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I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.
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When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything.
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Film is such a very good tool for communicating emotions, and all designers and creative people look to inspire an emotional response.
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Video has become much more social, and as a result, there are many opportunities to use video as a way to connect people, to give them opportunities to play and participate, to make things together and have a shared social experience. I think we are just at the beginning of really exploring what social video is and what we can make of it.
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I'm a championship handball player. I'm a championship softball and baseball player. I used to be an extremely talented center in high school in football. I also dabbled in lacrosse and soccer. I'm really good at billiards, darts, shuffleboard.
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But who can paint like Nature? Can imagination boast, amid its gay creation, hues like hers?
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I think, like most gamers, I talk a good game.
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Poor decisions and free throw shooting haunted us. I was disappointed in our ball control.
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If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.