Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

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The return to normality is a defeat for the terrorists.
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It's always interesting to play a character that obviously has a secret.
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When you are studying jazz, the best thing to do is listen to records or listen to live music. It isn't as though you go to a teacher. You just listen as much as you can and absorb everything.
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More than 70 percent of seniors are asking for more time. It is long overdue for Congress to listen and make sure that seniors have a prescription drug plan that works for them.
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I have my dad's shape. No booty.
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Once every five hundred years or so, a summary statement about poetry comes along that we can't imagine ourselves living without.
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Poetry is an art, the easiest to dabble in, but the hardest to reach true excellence.
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Whereas, generally speaking, zinc reacts suitably only with the first members of the alkyl iodides, with magnesium it is possible to use bromides, iodides, and in many cases, chlorides.
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I hear all the time that boys don't like stories about girls. Which never made much sense to me. Wasn't 'Terminator' about a girl? And 'Alien'? Hell, I grew up on 'The Wizard of Oz.' People enjoy stories about anything if they're good stories.
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Stupidly it should not be. It should be also nice. One must get along with that. Is however not necessary.
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My life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current.
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A high IQ individual can't deal in an industry that's subjective.
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I am a good, strong word giver; I am a jealous guard of my own secrets. Freedom is the rule; I am hungry for one good thing I can do.
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I still have my original social security card signed when I was 13.
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When a show has gotten as much attention as this one, everyone wants to join in with something to say.
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I like the idea of sending my Aquazurra girls out with a lucky charm under their feet.
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Today, India is a nuclear weapons state.
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Writers, not psychiatrists, are the true interpreters of the human mind and heart, and we have been at it for a very long time.
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In my camp, we have Minotoro Noguiera and Lyoto Machida.
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In Spain, we mainly use red plum tomatoes, but it is always fun to experiment. Try using a mix of colors or substitute green tomatoes for plum next time you make a tomato dish.
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The law of attraction is most understood when you see yourself as a magnet getting more and more of the way you FEEL.
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We went to Big Sur about three years ago and hung out at the Esalen Institute.
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I'm a huge Wonder Woman fan - I have about 12 coffee mugs at home!
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.