Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

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I'll tell you, in my life I've never once have seen a Hispanic panhandler, because in our community, it would be viewed as shameful to be out on the street begging. Those are all conservative values - faith, family, hard work, responsibility.
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Poverty breeds lack of self-reliance.
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I like to do everything myself - I'm very hands-on with my housekeeping, my children, travelling, how I do things.
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It's time for some common sense from federal agencies.
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A service of worship is primarily a service to God. When we realize this and act upon it, we make it a service to men.
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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
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I'd thought sexuality was instinctive or natural, but it's profoundly linked to inner security and cultural context.
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We have to be aware of our fragilities as human beings - when we see cruelty, to understand that in certain conditions, we could be cruel, too.
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I like sparkles; I think I'm a magpie.
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I was born a proud daughter of Pakistan, though like all Swatis I thought of myself first as a Swati and Pashtun, before Pakistani.
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I was rapping in 1939. It's old. The roots are complex. And kids don't know.
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I'm not super into sports.
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Even President Obama has not suggested he could get another country to pay for building a wall between Mexico and the United States.
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Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be a friend to man.
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With TV, the pace is so fast, the scripts are coming at you, the directors are firing things at you, it's breathtaking.
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It's very simple. You have to be faithful to your other half and not have secrets. That's my rule.
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You must enjoy the journey because whether or not you get there, you must have fun on the way.
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What can we do to put more Colorado in Washington and less Washington in Colorado?
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Whether the process proves to be Kyoto or something else, let's acknowledge the urgency of global warming.
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Sometimes the facts can get in the way of the telling of a good story. But they don't get in the way of the truth.
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Millions of people around the world suffer daily from the harmful health and environmental impacts caused by indoor cooking fires and inefficient cookstoves. Together with the Global Alliance on Clean Cookstoves, we are taking action to address this critical problem and to promote a cleaner, healthier environment. I am pleased to celebrate the launch of this Alliance and proud to say that agencies from across the U.S. Federal Government will continue to play an important role in this initiative.
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.