Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

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I'll tell you, in my life I've never once have seen a Hispanic panhandler, because in our community, it would be viewed as shameful to be out on the street begging. Those are all conservative values - faith, family, hard work, responsibility.
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Poverty breeds lack of self-reliance.
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I like to do everything myself - I'm very hands-on with my housekeeping, my children, travelling, how I do things.
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It's time for some common sense from federal agencies.
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A service of worship is primarily a service to God. When we realize this and act upon it, we make it a service to men.
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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
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I'd thought sexuality was instinctive or natural, but it's profoundly linked to inner security and cultural context.
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We have to be aware of our fragilities as human beings - when we see cruelty, to understand that in certain conditions, we could be cruel, too.
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I like sparkles; I think I'm a magpie.
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I was born a proud daughter of Pakistan, though like all Swatis I thought of myself first as a Swati and Pashtun, before Pakistani.
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I was rapping in 1939. It's old. The roots are complex. And kids don't know.
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I'm not super into sports.
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Even President Obama has not suggested he could get another country to pay for building a wall between Mexico and the United States.
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Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be a friend to man.
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With TV, the pace is so fast, the scripts are coming at you, the directors are firing things at you, it's breathtaking.
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It's very simple. You have to be faithful to your other half and not have secrets. That's my rule.
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You must enjoy the journey because whether or not you get there, you must have fun on the way.
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The #SwimSexy campaign is redefining standards of beauty, and I'm proud to be a part of it. My hope is that this campaign connects with women and girls of all ages, body-types, races, and backgrounds.
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I don't know about hiding away, but I really only like to present myself when I'm working on something - it's more my work I like to present to the world rather than myself.
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Things felt pretty crazy on earth in 1969, but the cosmos was friendly. Astronauts had round-trip tickets; they got home.
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The unhappy person is never present to themself because they always live in the past or the future.
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I'm good friends with Lee Westwood. Bubba, Rickie Fowler. A few of the top hitters.
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.