Caitlin Moran Quotes
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Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate.
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There are 3 billion women in the world, so there are 3 billion ways to be a feminist.
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A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.
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I never wanted to be famous. It was amusing at first, but now I hate it. I just wanted to be respected by people I respect. And I wanted to be rich. It's best to get rich, then you can do what you want.
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Over-eating is the addiction choice of carers, and that's why it's come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions.
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One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.
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But I am, personally, not a gambler. I wouldn’t spend £1 on the lottery, let alone take a punt on a pregnancy. The stakes are far, far too high. I can’t agree with a society that would force me to bet on how much I could love under duress.
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I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all. I just want more plurality.
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Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing.
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I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
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It was the Spice Girls who messed it all up. And obviously, the appropriating of the phrase "girl power", which at that point overrode any notion of feminism, and which was a phrase that meant absolutely nothing apart from being friends with your girlfriends.
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The revolution doesn't always look perfect.
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I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.
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The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.
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Just proportionately, statistically, one in three women are going to have an abortion. They're not all going to feel guilty.
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When I saw 'Pretty In Pink' at the cinema at the age of 11, I just thought it was a period piece from maybe 100 years previously. I had no idea that was what everybody was supposed to be wearing.
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My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children.
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I can't live in a world where there are only, like, four kinds of women. Or where every woman is obsessed with cake. The very least I ask is that we have one female character in the world who likes savory things! I don't have any role models who like cheese!
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If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
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If every woman who's had an abortion took tomorrow off in protest, America would grind to a halt. And that would be symbolic: because women grind to a halt if they are not in control of their fertility.
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Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.
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Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of... bionic.
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I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.
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The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.