Jeffrey Zeldman Quotes
For my daughter I would suffer through a thousand divorces, a million uncomfortable phone calls, a trillion emotionally fraught text messages.

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The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
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I've done some really off-the-wall stuff and stuff that people might not expect. That's one way to work through people's expectations of you.
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It would have been fun to have played Tim Robbins' role in Bull Durham.
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A man has a birthright to be tired and retired. I am retired completely.
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Of course, relative citation frequencies are no measure of relative importance. Who has not aspired to write a paper so fundamental that very soon it is known to everyone and cited by no one?
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He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher.
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I think the dot-com boom and bust represented the end of the beginning. The industry is more mature today.
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My favourite flowers are English country roses - I had a bouquet of them for my wedding.
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I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world.
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When the tech geeks talk, I pay close attention.
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
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I feel very much satisfied to play in Baltimore.
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I don't feel we need a declaration from the Palestinians that they recognize Israel as a Jewish state.
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Should you be so unfortunate as to suppose you are a genius, and that 'things will come to you,' it would be well to undeceive yourself as soon as possible. Make up your mind that industry must be the price of all you obtain, and at once begin to pay down.
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What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
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Why should Americans on the DMZ be among the first to die in a second Korean War? Should the North attack the South, could we not honor our treaty obligations with air and naval power offshore?
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All Die Antwoord music, on a weird level, is like relationship music.
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There's one thing better than having a great actor, and that's having a great actor who's never done this kind of role before and is hungry to do it. They're testing themselves every day. They want to get out of their trailer and get to work.
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I think people have to look at it from a certain view. I say things because, at the end of the day, I can say whatever I want.
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Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
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School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is.
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There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.
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Before the Great Chicago Fire, no one took notice of Patrick and Catherine O'Leary, two Irish immigrants who lived with their five children on the city's West Side.
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For my daughter I would suffer through a thousand divorces, a million uncomfortable phone calls, a trillion emotionally fraught text messages.