Jeffrey Zeldman Quotes
For my daughter I would suffer through a thousand divorces, a million uncomfortable phone calls, a trillion emotionally fraught text messages.

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The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
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I've done some really off-the-wall stuff and stuff that people might not expect. That's one way to work through people's expectations of you.
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Questions are a burden to others; answers are a prison for oneself.
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It would have been fun to have played Tim Robbins' role in Bull Durham.
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A man has a birthright to be tired and retired. I am retired completely.
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Of course, relative citation frequencies are no measure of relative importance. Who has not aspired to write a paper so fundamental that very soon it is known to everyone and cited by no one?
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He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher.
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I think the dot-com boom and bust represented the end of the beginning. The industry is more mature today.
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My favourite flowers are English country roses - I had a bouquet of them for my wedding.
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I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world.
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When the tech geeks talk, I pay close attention.
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
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I feel very much satisfied to play in Baltimore.
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I don't feel we need a declaration from the Palestinians that they recognize Israel as a Jewish state.
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Should you be so unfortunate as to suppose you are a genius, and that 'things will come to you,' it would be well to undeceive yourself as soon as possible. Make up your mind that industry must be the price of all you obtain, and at once begin to pay down.
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What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
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Why should Americans on the DMZ be among the first to die in a second Korean War? Should the North attack the South, could we not honor our treaty obligations with air and naval power offshore?
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All Die Antwoord music, on a weird level, is like relationship music.
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A candle burned on the table, a candle burned ... he whispered to himself - the beginning of something confused, formless; he hoped that it would take shape of itself. But nothing more came to him.
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I sucked in school.
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The reason I don't want anyone to control me is not because I want to be in control. I don't want anyone to control me because I don't want anyone to control anyone.
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I used to always prefer to text, and in fact got indignant when people called. This was totally irrational.
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Daughter am I in my mother's house, but mistress in my own.
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For my daughter I would suffer through a thousand divorces, a million uncomfortable phone calls, a trillion emotionally fraught text messages.