Jen Lancaster Quotes
I think people tend to be very myopic and they don't understand how their actions impact others.
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I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
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Beauty pageants, you're only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties.
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Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader.
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I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.
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There's nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long term disability insurance, but do it anyway. Trust me, the stress of not having done the above is prematurely aging.
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When I got laid off, I would write my friends these 15-page-long emails. This was before people had personal emails, and my friends would tell me that I was going to get them fired if I kept sending them stuff, so I started a website.
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As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.
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If I had kids, I'd probably be way over-protective, researching everything they begged to see to make sure the content was appropriate.
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I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that's just how it's going to be.
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Here's a bit of Discovery Channel for you - apples don't last forever. They can stay fresh for a long time, especially when refrigerated, but definitely not from December into the month of March.
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When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do.
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Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.'
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You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.
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I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I'm always trying to improve myself.
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For me, my party views don't advance my narrative. Until I can find a way to write political satire like my idols Christopher Buckley or P.J. O'Rourke, I'll simply say what team I play for and leave it at that.
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If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting.
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Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.
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I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge.
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