Jenny Eclair Quotes
I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
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Tell me what you'd like to hear me sing. I'll sing whatever you like, after which I'll take up a collection, if you don't mind.
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When facing a difficult task, act as though it is impossible to fail. If you are going after Moby Dick, take along the tartar sauce.
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Steve Jobs has been right twice. The first time we got Apple. The second time we got NeXT. The Macintosh ruled. NeXT tanked. Still, Jobs was right both times.
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I think if you talk to my colleagues, I was less than a fearsome individual.
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The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me.
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I wasn't really excited about doing television, to be quite honest.
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Death will never be pretty - its sights and smells too close and crude. And it will never come under our control: it gallops where we tiptoe, rips up our routines, burns our very breath with its heat and sting.
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The majority of the time, they take air out of the football. I think that, for me, is a disadvantage.
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The starting point of all achievement is desire.
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I'm an ambitious person. I never consider myself in competition with anyone, and I'm not saying that from an arrogant standpoint, it's just that my journey started so, so long ago, and I'm still on it and I won't stand still.
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We need to get the corporate money out of the political system and return democracy to the people.
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Enjoy every sandwich.
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I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.
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One should know their body types well to experiment with trends.
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I've been told by journalists that Facebook is upset anytime we're mentioned.
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It's like I've experienced quite a weird and unusual life, you know, being with a mom who's a single parent and struggling with money and things like that. It's really hard. And it brings a lot of other insecurities in life and a lot of other issues in life, in school and a bunch of other things.
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The bee collects honey from flowers in such a way as to do the least damage or destruction to them, and he leaves them whole, undamaged and fresh, just as he found them.
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My marks were always bad, and I was a bad influence on other children, so they would explain to my mother that they could retain me only by being partial towards me, and so I should offer to leave the school myself. I would barely get 40-50% and was also extremely naughty.
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I cannot believe that in all the years that there have been female stand-ups, there has never been a show just for them.
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I like new challenges.
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I wasn't that over-the-top, but I got sent to the principal in first grade for talking. And my father was for a long time the president of the Board of Education. That was always a hard note to bring home.
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One of my uncles played in The Isleys. I went to all their shows.
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Social Security, for example - I'm 43. I've paid into the system. You know what? That money has been stolen from me. I know that my parents who are on Social Security - they've got to continue to receive it. They're dependent on it. It is their primary source of income.
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I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
