Jenny Eclair Quotes
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If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.
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I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.
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I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
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I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.
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Moderation is never something I've been good at.
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I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
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As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
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I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
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I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
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I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.
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I can't sing.
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I am best viewed from a distance.
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I don't think I'm successful.
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Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
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I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
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My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.
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I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
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I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.
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I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.
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I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.
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I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
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I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
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The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.
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I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.