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Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.
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I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.
Jenny Eclair
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I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
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I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
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I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.
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Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
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I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.
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I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
Jenny Eclair
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As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
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Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.
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I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
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I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
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I am best viewed from a distance.
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Moderation is never something I've been good at.
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I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
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I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.
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My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.
Jenny Eclair -
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.
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I don't think I'm successful.
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I can't sing.
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I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.
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I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
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I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
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The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.
Jenny Eclair