Jenny Eclair Quotes
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I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
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For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.
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I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.
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I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.
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I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
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Moderation is never something I've been good at.
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Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.
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Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
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I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
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As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
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I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.
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I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
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I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
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I am best viewed from a distance.
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I can't sing.
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I don't think I'm successful.
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I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
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My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.
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I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
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I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.
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I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
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I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.
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After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.
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I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.