Jerome K. Jerome Quotes
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The most extraordinary dream I ever had was one in which I fancied that, as I was going into a theater, the cloak-room attendant stopped me in the lobby and insisted on my leaving my legs behind me.
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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
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Sunlight is the life-blood of Nature.
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A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always wrong, and that knows it is wrong, and glories in it; and there is the clock that is always right - except when you rely upon it, and then it is more wrong than you would think a clock could be in a civilized country.
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The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.