Jerrod Carmichael Quotes
On a pure entertainment level, if I'm going to choose to listen to a presidential candidate speak on a Saturday night, it's going to be Donald Trump over Bernie Sanders by a landslide!

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I am remarkably pleased with Obama. I had grave misgivings about him.
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When it comes to production and the overall sound, I don't really have a lot of intentions with it. I start off with melody and a lyrical idea, and then build off of that story.
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I think acting, for me, is about play. It's about time, and it's about feeling, like there's a story to tell and I can tell it through my body and my voice.
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What I think I have in common with the school of deconstruction is the mode of negative thinking or negative awareness, in the technical, philosophical sense of the negative, but which comes to me through negative theology.
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Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it.
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I found one had to do some work every day, even at midnight, because either you're professional or you're not.
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I love being a part of Aqua Teen.
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I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.
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I kinda like the idea of having an album that's all me.
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If ever you wish to meet intellectual frauds in quantity, go to Paris.
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Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.
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I don't know, I like to go on really different types of dates. Going someplace new or some new part of the city, something that's not your average thing. Something where you just go have an adventure together.
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I think you start hitting home runs, and you start getting caught up in seeing how far you can hit them. They're fun, but you really only have to hit them a foot over the fence. They all count the same.
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The next time you see an outside day with a down close lower than the previous day, don't get scared, get ready to buy!
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I like to try to make the characters I play be as human as possible.
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I genuinely liked all of the cast members very much. Steve had a wicked sense of humor. I remember Russell coming to my rescue, once. I watched Eric evolve before everyone's eyes. Maurice loved what he did, so. He treated his character with respect, down to the costuming.
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Be of love a little more careful than of anything.
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Most of my stuff hasn't gone viral. I have been successful on YouTube and I'm very proud of the stuff that I've done, but compared to the people who are actual internet stars and making a living off of it, my views are nothing.
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Well, think back," said Harry. "Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?
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I'm bringing booty back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches hey
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This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.
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Canonization in modern times is a very, almost scientific process.
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A bold bad man, that dar'd to call by name Great Gorgon, Prince of darknesse and dead night.
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On a pure entertainment level, if I'm going to choose to listen to a presidential candidate speak on a Saturday night, it's going to be Donald Trump over Bernie Sanders by a landslide!