Jerrod Carmichael Quotes
When you're onstage in theater, if you mess up a line, there's no 'Cut! We'll get it again.' It's full steam ahead.
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It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention of drama. If you don't get the parts of young people going out to nightclubs, you have to play their fathers.
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In terms of achievement, the pride is very important to me. It keeps me going every day. The money is always second to me.
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I'm more the sort of person who doesn't like hugging strangers because we don't know each other, so we shouldn't.
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The realities are, there are - you can be entertaining and you can be fun, and you can say things that actually appeal to people. You still have to figure out a way to get to 270 electoral votes. Get votes in Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina.
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If you look back on the breakups that you've had, whether it's a long relationship or a one-night stand, it's always awkward.
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The goal in life is to be solid, whereas the way that life works is totally fluid, so you can never actually achieve that goal.
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I don't care about how much other actors get.
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The thing, when you're down two sets to love, is to stay calm, even though it's hard, because people are freaking out, people are worried for you.
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Early in the morning, it's super tough for me to eat right away, but I still need energy for practice. I try to start out with a protein smoothie, a green juice, or some sort of fruit.
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I did a lot of stunts, so the harness work isn't foreign to me either.
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So I saw many planets, and they looked just a little bit brighter than they do from Earth.
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I have not one shred of anger in my heart against Netanyahu or his wife.
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We saw - we conducted the experiment. I mean, it's been done. We saw Apple with Steve Jobs. We saw Apple without Steve Jobs. We saw Apple with Steve Jobs. Now, we're gonna see Apple without Steve Jobs.
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Every Jew is my brother, and I will not succumb to hate speech.
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Self-exploration is very painful, but unless you do that, you will never know who you are and who you want to be.
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The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.
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'Girls' feels very active and stirring a conversation and controversial, and you can't really ask for more as an actor.
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Keep looking up! I learn from the past, dream about the future and look up. There's nothing like a beautiful sunset to end a healthy day.
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I like to choose my own way forward. I really do want to create something that I personally like a lot.
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I used to visit London when I was younger with my family. I feel very close to the city.
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I'm always on a red carpet . . . the other day I thought, this ain't bad. You can meet people on it.
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Let us discard all this quibbling about this man and the other man, this race and that race and the other race being inferior and therefore they must be placed in an inferior position. Let us discard all these things, and unite as one people throughout this land, until we shall once more stand up declaring that all men are created equal.
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In Scotland, I was brought up to think of policemen as allies and to ask one for help when I needed it.
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When you're onstage in theater, if you mess up a line, there's no 'Cut! We'll get it again.' It's full steam ahead.
