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Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.
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With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
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I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
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Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.
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To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.
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I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
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I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.
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I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.
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Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.
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I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.
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I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.
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There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
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When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.
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I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!
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It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
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With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.
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I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.
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Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.
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I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.