Jesse Ventura Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

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I endeavor to make the most of everything.
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If ever there were a place where people not only tend not to face economic facts, but it's almost their purpose not to face economic facts, it's Washington.
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I think my strengths are definitely - I'm a really good glider. I'm one of the fastest, like on a straight drag race, I can pretty much kill that.
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'But what am I to do?' cried the Prince.'What you feel you must,' said the Theel. 'That’s the only thing to do at any time.'
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Friday, 14 March,
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I've been through so many changes in my life womanIt's a wonder I ain't lost my mindAnd I ain't never said how much I need you sugarBut I sho' need you by my side.My love, just thinking about you babyJust blows my mind.
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Things take longer to happen than you think they will and then they happen faster than you think they will.
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My dog, by the way, thinks I have much to learn about partridges, and, being a professional naturalist, I agree.
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People are so busy positioning themselves before the screen and talking on the damn cellphones, communicating, that we're not reading, and in fact we're not really communicating, either. We're not talking to each other. There's just all these screens and wires and technology in between.
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In the epic war over Silicon Valley's intellectual property, Bill Gates was on the side of licensing copyright and robust protections for intellectual property. He wasn't on the side of the hackers, and he didn't want information to be free.
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I think an education is not only important, it is the most important thing you can do with your life.
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Think about just exceeding expectations of every job you're being asked to do. Continually ask for feedback on how it's going. Ask everybody involved what you can do to do an even better job, and the world will beat down your door trying to ask you to do more and more.
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A role I grew up with and always loved was James Bond. I'd even say, in some ways, that he served as a creative role model for me as a kid in terms of roles I would want to play. I watched all of the movies growing up with my dad, so to be Bond himself would, without a doubt, be my dream role.
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So I went into jazz and performed in jazz clubs all over the country.
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I have a ton of broken baby hairs in front. It just comes with the territory of being a soccer player.
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The good news is in the record business, they only count your successes.
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'The Observer's Very Short List' is another example of how the Observer Media Group offers its readers the most cutting-edge information, available in a variety of platforms and written by an editorial staff known for its distinctive and discerning style and wit.
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I worked with Steven Spielberg on Amistad... he seemed so very secure in himself that he let me do things.
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People don't understand that when I grew up, I was never the most talented. I was never the biggest. I was never the fastest. I certainly was never the strongest. The only thing I had was my work ethic, and that's been what has gotten me this far.
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There's a way in which filmmaking is a director's medium and television is a writer's medium, so even as TV gets more cinematic, it's still guided by the writer.
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I laugh, for hope hath a happy place with me; If my boat sinks, 'tis to another sea.
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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.