Jesse Ventura Quotes

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

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• I endeavor to make the most of everything.

  

  Victoria Woodhull
  • Everything
  • Most
  • Endeavor

• If ever there were a place where people not only tend not to face economic facts, but it's almost their purpose not to face economic facts, it's Washington.

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
  • People
  • Purpose
  • Face

• I think my strengths are definitely - I'm a really good glider. I'm one of the fastest, like on a straight drag race, I can pretty much kill that.

  

  Nate Holland
  • Good
  • Think
  • Pretty

• 'But what am I to do?' cried the Prince.'What you feel you must,' said the Theel. 'That’s the only thing to do at any time.'

  

  Tanith Lee
  • Time
  • Prince

• Friday, 14 March,

  

  Yves Klein
  • March
  • Friday

• I've been through so many changes in my life womanIt's a wonder I ain't lost my mindAnd I ain't never said how much I need you sugarBut I sho' need you by my side.My love, just thinking about you babyJust blows my mind.

  

  Lionel Richie
  • Life
  • Thinking
  • Mind

• Things take longer to happen than you think they will and then they happen faster than you think they will.

  

  Lawrence Summers

• My dog, by the way, thinks I have much to learn about partridges, and, being a professional naturalist, I agree.

  

  Aldo Leopold
  • Dog
  • Professional

• People are so busy positioning themselves before the screen and talking on the damn cellphones, communicating, that we're not reading, and in fact we're not really communicating, either. We're not talking to each other. There's just all these screens and wires and technology in between.

  

  Lee Smith
  • People
  • Reading
  • Technology

• In the epic war over Silicon Valley's intellectual property, Bill Gates was on the side of licensing copyright and robust protections for intellectual property. He wasn't on the side of the hackers, and he didn't want information to be free.

  

  Franklin Foer
  • War
  • Free

• I think an education is not only important, it is the most important thing you can do with your life.

  

  Dean Kamen
  • Life
  • Important
  • Education

• Think about just exceeding expectations of every job you're being asked to do. Continually ask for feedback on how it's going. Ask everybody involved what you can do to do an even better job, and the world will beat down your door trying to ask you to do more and more.

  

  Alan Mulally
  • World
  • Trying
  • Job

• A role I grew up with and always loved was James Bond. I'd even say, in some ways, that he served as a creative role model for me as a kid in terms of roles I would want to play. I watched all of the movies growing up with my dad, so to be Bond himself would, without a doubt, be my dream role.

  

  Elliot Knight
  • Up
  • Dream
  • Growing

• So I went into jazz and performed in jazz clubs all over the country.

  

  Cy Coleman
  • Country

• I have a ton of broken baby hairs in front. It just comes with the territory of being a soccer player.

  

  Kelley O'Hara
  • Player
  • Baby
  • Broken

• The good news is in the record business, they only count your successes.

  

  Jimmy Iovine
  • Good
  • Business

• 'The Observer's Very Short List' is another example of how the Observer Media Group offers its readers the most cutting-edge information, available in a variety of platforms and written by an editorial staff known for its distinctive and discerning style and wit.

  

  Jared Kushner
  • Style
  • Cutting

• I worked with Steven Spielberg on Amistad... he seemed so very secure in himself that he let me do things.

  

  Anthony Hopkins

• People don't understand that when I grew up, I was never the most talented. I was never the biggest. I was never the fastest. I certainly was never the strongest. The only thing I had was my work ethic, and that's been what has gotten me this far.

  

  Tiger Woods
  • People
  • Work

• I want him to be happy. And I want you to be happy, too. Even if you can only find that happiness without me.

  

  S. J. Watson
  • Happy
  • Want
  • Ifs

• To those of us who have seen all of Eric Rohmer's films, it is impossible not to remember when, where, with whom we saw each one. I even remember the second and third time I saw his films.

  

  Andre Aciman
  • Time
  • Remember

• When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you want to be owned by your husband? Do you want your money from your job to go into his bank account? If you were raped, do you still want that to be a crime? Congratulations : you are a feminist.'

  

  Caitlin Moran
  • Money
  • Job
  • Husband

• Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

  

  Jesse Ventura
  • Congratulations