Jesse Ventura Quotes
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I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.
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When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.
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I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do. That belief sets me apart from the Democrats, since their way of dealing with everything is to tax and spend.
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There's nothing glamorous about war at all.
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'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.
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My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.
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I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That's just my nature.
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If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project.
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When you have an opportunity to learn, you become smarter at more things. Having run government for four years, and being in charge of 26 departments, that's an education. So I think I'm savvier today. And probably more cynical.
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I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.
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People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. They can do anything they want to you, and there is no where you can go to seek redress.
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It's panhandling. . . That's the system we have, though. It's based on bribery.
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I'm not knocking private schools, but I owe it to my kids to let them grow up in a place where private school isn't required. They're only in school 6-8 hours a day; they have to live in their neighborhood 24 hours a day. I didn't want them growing up in a place where anybody with the means had abandoned their public schools.
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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
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You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.
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If you start studying history closer, you'll find that most all wars are based on false flag operations to get people - to convince the people that they're under attack in some way so that they will support the wars.
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Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.
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I looked at my wife and said, 'You know what? If these people put their own dollar-an-hour raise above the integrity of our nation, I don't wanna be their boss anymore.'
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I'd like to work on having every fourth year become a year in which no laws are made, but the old laws are reviewed, updated, or deleted as needed. That way we won't get endless, obsolete laws piling up on the books.
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A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.
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I don't take PAC money. I don't take special interest money.
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Government is connected to everything we do.
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For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.
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They're Crips and Bloods in Brooks Brothers suits.