Jesse Ventura Quotes
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When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down; it makes you docile.
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In the last recession, 99 percent of us have lost wealth, but did you know that the top 1 percent increased their wealth five times? It tells you they create recessions so they get wealthier.
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When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.
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When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.
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I feel used. I feel violated and duped over the fact that that turned into nothing more than a political rally.
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War isn't civilized. War is failure. It's the ultimate result of a breakdown in public policy, and soldiers are the machines that handle that breakdown. In warfare, you're taught to do whatever you have to, to stay alive.
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'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.
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There's nothing glamorous about war at all.
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It's panhandling. . . That's the system we have, though. It's based on bribery.
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Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.
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When you have an opportunity to learn, you become smarter at more things. Having run government for four years, and being in charge of 26 departments, that's an education. So I think I'm savvier today. And probably more cynical.
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I looked at my wife and said, 'You know what? If these people put their own dollar-an-hour raise above the integrity of our nation, I don't wanna be their boss anymore.'
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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
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If you start studying history closer, you'll find that most all wars are based on false flag operations to get people - to convince the people that they're under attack in some way so that they will support the wars.
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I'd like to work on having every fourth year become a year in which no laws are made, but the old laws are reviewed, updated, or deleted as needed. That way we won't get endless, obsolete laws piling up on the books.
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I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.
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I'm not knocking private schools, but I owe it to my kids to let them grow up in a place where private school isn't required. They're only in school 6-8 hours a day; they have to live in their neighborhood 24 hours a day. I didn't want them growing up in a place where anybody with the means had abandoned their public schools.
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People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. They can do anything they want to you, and there is no where you can go to seek redress.
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You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.
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A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.
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Government is connected to everything we do.
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I don't take PAC money. I don't take special interest money.
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For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.
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They're Crips and Bloods in Brooks Brothers suits.