Jesse Ventura Quotes
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I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
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Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.
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The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
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The SuperPACs and the Citizens United ruling that gives corporations a voice in the political process are all bad news. They made it so you can now lie, and the politician being promoted on that lie will not be held responsible for it.
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If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.
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I don't have to muzzle myself when I'm a civilian. When you're a governor, you kind of have to do it, because you represent the whole state. You have to leave your personal opinions to yourself a lot. I learned that.
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The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.
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I believe that the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin are two of the greatest rock bands ever!
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I'm an equal opportunity despiser.
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Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in film.
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'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.
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My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.
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I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.
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If I wanna be president, I probably can.
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You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
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I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
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Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.
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I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating; it's war without guns.
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I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.
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I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily be a Democrat or a Republican to be successful at governing.
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A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.
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In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
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Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
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When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible for using them properly. It's not fair of us as citizens to lean more heavily on one side of that equation than on the other.