Jesse Ventura Quotes
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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
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A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else's?
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You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.
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I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.
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I think the founding fathers believed religion shouldn't interact directly with government.
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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
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Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.
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I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
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If I wanna be president, I probably can.
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If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?
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I don't have to muzzle myself when I'm a civilian. When you're a governor, you kind of have to do it, because you represent the whole state. You have to leave your personal opinions to yourself a lot. I learned that.
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The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
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Sarah Palin's a quitter.
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Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.
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You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
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I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
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Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
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My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
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I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affiliated with. That would require voters to actually think and get to know a candidate instead of voting for their favorite gang. 'Oh, this guy is a Republican, so he must be good.'
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I believe that the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin are two of the greatest rock bands ever!
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I was a few months out of office when the invasion of Iraq took place in March 2003. Had I still been governor, I might have been the only one who opposed it. It had to do with the fact that we were lining up our military against that country as an aggressor and an occupier.