Jesse Ventura Quotes
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If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?
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My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.
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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
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Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.
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Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.
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Liberty is security. Freedom is security.
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I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
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Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
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A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.
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Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.
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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
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Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
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A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else's?
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The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
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If I wanna be president, I probably can.
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I don't have to muzzle myself when I'm a civilian. When you're a governor, you kind of have to do it, because you represent the whole state. You have to leave your personal opinions to yourself a lot. I learned that.
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You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
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I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.
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The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.
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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
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I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily be a Democrat or a Republican to be successful at governing.