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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
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You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
Jesse Ventura
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I don't have to muzzle myself when I'm a civilian. When you're a governor, you kind of have to do it, because you represent the whole state. You have to leave your personal opinions to yourself a lot. I learned that.
Jesse Ventura -
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.
Jesse Ventura -
Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
Jesse Ventura -
The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
Jesse Ventura -
A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else's?
Jesse Ventura
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Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.
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Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.
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If I wanna be president, I probably can.
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Love is by far bigger than the government can ever be.
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I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector.
Jesse Ventura -
I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily be a Democrat or a Republican to be successful at governing.
Jesse Ventura
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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
Jesse Ventura -
I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
Jesse Ventura -
When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.
Jesse Ventura -
Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained to them that if the state pays their tuition now, they will pay higher taxes to pay other people's tuition for the rest of their lives, most of them ended up agreeing with me.
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The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.
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Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.
Jesse Ventura
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Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.
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I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
Jesse Ventura -
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
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If I were an innocent individual, flown to a foreign country and held for several years and tortured, I'd become a terrorist, too. I'd go to war against the U.S.
Jesse Ventura