Jesse Ventura Quotes
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Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.
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Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.
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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
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I think the founding fathers believed religion shouldn't interact directly with government.
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I don't have to muzzle myself when I'm a civilian. When you're a governor, you kind of have to do it, because you represent the whole state. You have to leave your personal opinions to yourself a lot. I learned that.
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If I wanna be president, I probably can.
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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
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If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?
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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
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I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
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My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.
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Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.
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The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
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A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else's?
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Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
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Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
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I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
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You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
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I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily be a Democrat or a Republican to be successful at governing.
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I believe that the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin are two of the greatest rock bands ever!
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The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.
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A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.