Jesse Ventura Quotes
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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
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Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.
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Sarah Palin's a quitter.
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I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.
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Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.
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You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.
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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
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I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affiliated with. That would require voters to actually think and get to know a candidate instead of voting for their favorite gang. 'Oh, this guy is a Republican, so he must be good.'
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You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out.
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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
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I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.
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If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?
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Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.
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If I wanna be president, I probably can.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
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I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
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My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.
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Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.
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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
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I don't have to muzzle myself when I'm a civilian. When you're a governor, you kind of have to do it, because you represent the whole state. You have to leave your personal opinions to yourself a lot. I learned that.
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You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
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The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
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I believe that the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin are two of the greatest rock bands ever!