Jessica Seinfeld Quotes
How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people.

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To be 23 and riding the crest of a song sweeping the world country by country is to live an altered and wholly rarefied existence.
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I have learned to be patient.
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Sometimes I try a Mai Tai. It's so fruity. It's a little embarrassing, but I like it.
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My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an actor, but I don't remember that.
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He who gives love, receives love.
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I like to get suggestions on what to read. I'll look at Twitter, people I like, people I admire... I'll go and research the book, download it on my phone and read it while I'm on the road.
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I'm just someone who marvels at God.
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The bad reviews get to me, believe me.
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I have the necessary lack of tact.
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I feel like, growing up, I watched football, obviously, and you see great players, and as a fan, you want to watch the best you can possibly watch, and you want to see what's capable of being made.
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I like excess. And giant M&M's.
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The primary goal of management education was, as originally conceived, to impart knowledge that could be applied to a variety of real-world business situations.
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I'm not very good with stills. I get all twitchy.
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I would never call a neighbor an enemy. But I would request the neighbor to be a good neighbor, to see that the neighbor's interest is a stable prosperous neighbor, a neighbor that is doing well.
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I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy.
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My husband is a brilliant cook - enthusiastic and good - but he has not mastered the clearing up as you go along.
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There's something about guitars, they're just so big, you know what I mean? You're just like, 'Ugh!' It just seems so overwhelming. And the ukulele is, like, the opposite of overwhelming.
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I have to plead basic ignorance of most new jazz artists here.
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I'm very passionate, very emotional, very sensitive. I've always been like that.
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I tell people marriage is a compromise, and so are renovations.
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Indeed, the ideal for a well-functioning democratic state is like the ideal for a gentleman's well-cut suit - it is not noticed. For the common people of Britain, Gestapo and concentration camps have approximately the same degree of reality as the monster of Loch Ness. Atrocity propaganda is helpless against this healthy lack of imagination.
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To be honest, I think I'd become a bit selfish with memories of my father. I wanted to hug them close to me.
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I was victimized by the old Hollywood typecasting thing. I had to really fight to get out of it, so I was uncomfortable with it.
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How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people.