Jessica Seinfeld Quotes
How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people.

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To be 23 and riding the crest of a song sweeping the world country by country is to live an altered and wholly rarefied existence.
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I have learned to be patient.
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Sometimes I try a Mai Tai. It's so fruity. It's a little embarrassing, but I like it.
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My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an actor, but I don't remember that.
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He who gives love, receives love.
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I like to get suggestions on what to read. I'll look at Twitter, people I like, people I admire... I'll go and research the book, download it on my phone and read it while I'm on the road.
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I'm just someone who marvels at God.
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The bad reviews get to me, believe me.
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I have the necessary lack of tact.
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I feel like, growing up, I watched football, obviously, and you see great players, and as a fan, you want to watch the best you can possibly watch, and you want to see what's capable of being made.
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I like excess. And giant M&M's.
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The primary goal of management education was, as originally conceived, to impart knowledge that could be applied to a variety of real-world business situations.
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I'm not very good with stills. I get all twitchy.
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I would never call a neighbor an enemy. But I would request the neighbor to be a good neighbor, to see that the neighbor's interest is a stable prosperous neighbor, a neighbor that is doing well.
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I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy.
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My husband is a brilliant cook - enthusiastic and good - but he has not mastered the clearing up as you go along.
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There's something about guitars, they're just so big, you know what I mean? You're just like, 'Ugh!' It just seems so overwhelming. And the ukulele is, like, the opposite of overwhelming.
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I have to plead basic ignorance of most new jazz artists here.
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Whether I'm making a recipe or a piece of jewelry or a white-rose-and-jasmine tea or the perfume, I like to think of myself as a happy little sorceress, and if I could just have a little general store with all that stuff and give people a sense of my taste, that would be lovely.
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I'm a world-class people watcher. I like to watch people's body movements, their expressions. It says so much about them.
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I know when I go and see a writer, the first thing I think to myself is, 'Are they the character in the book?' You just can't help it; it's the way people are.
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I'm actually quite conservative.
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Hope is trust in God's promises, faith that if we act now, the desired blessings will be fulfilled in the future.
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How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people.