Jessica St. Clair Quotes
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Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life.
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For Lennon and me, we grew up with Laverne and Shirley or Lucy and Ethel. For us, those are our inspirations. And I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey led the way for us to be fearless in the way we kept shoving our message and our comedy voice down people's throats until they listened.
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I love Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's real-life relationship.
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The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it.
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I'm always eating. I eat every three hours.
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For me, the first thing I fell madly in love with when I was little, was, Gilda Radner had this live performance that she had done at the Met that was on tape, and I could rent it from Video Video in New Jersey where I lived, and so I literally would rent it every two weeks.
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If you write for somebody that you know, then your job is so much easier.
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I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past.
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I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved.
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The way that UCB taught us to improvise, you always start from an inspiration from your life, something that's happened to you or a friend. And then you put a comic game onto it. It always starts from a place of reality, of truth.
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Lennon has an amazing ability to think before she speaks. She doesn't have to constantly be talking. She just thinks, and when she speaks, it's thoughtful. She's very calm. I'm trying to learn that from her.
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Let's see, what was my favorite of 'Golden Girls'. Anything Stan was involved with, I was obsessed with.
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I would trust Lennon not only to babysit my child but to raise them. Literally, that's who I would want to raise my child.
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I can't watch most movies because they scare me too much.
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I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn't want to write about it.
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For the readers out there, if your girlfriend says she's having a girls' weekend, do not show up with a bottle of rose. No one wants to see your face there.
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Shortly after I finished chemo, but during my 12 weeks of radiation, Lennon and I returned to work on the third season of the show we write, produce and star in, 'Playing House.'
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What I love about 'Modern Family' is that it makes you laugh, and there's hilarious physical gags that are outrageous, but there's real heart to it, and you feel good after you watch it.
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I would watch even five minutes of 'Gilmore Girls' a day when I was going through a tough time because I was like, 'I just need to return to where life is simple, and you can get your waffles at Luke's, and everybody knows your name.'
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In this business, you never really expect a second season of something.
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I'm so terrified to write that I don't type at all.
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Cancer doesn't just happen to me; it happens to my best friend; it happens to everyone who means something in my life... The truth is, it does take a village to take care of somebody who's sick, and so we just, at all times, tried to be authentic to the actual experience we had.
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In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.'
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I can't tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of.