Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

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• I hate jet lag, but I love, love, love, love traveling - to meet new people, to try different foods because I'm a big foodie. I love food, even though people think models don't eat. We do eat.

  

  Irina Shayk
  • People
  • Think
  • Hate

• That's always an interesting concept when you try to make your dream into a reality and you come up against the facts of exactly what it is you're attempting to do.

  

  Karl Urban
  • Up
  • Dream
  • Reality

• The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive.

  

  Zack Snyder
  • Weird
  • Dog
  • Bird

• Primitive superstition lies just below the surface of even the most tough-minded individuals, and it is precisely those who most fight against it who are the first to succumb to its suggestive effects.

  

  Carl Jung
  • Lies

• The trend in some of the contemporary movements in art, but by no means all, seems to deny this ideal and to me appears to lead to a purely decorative conception of painting.

  

  Edward Hopper
  • Art
  • Painting

• The truth touches us. We try to be guided by this contact.

  

  Pope Benedict XVI
  • Truth

• We've had American TV shows in Britain for years and that hasn't affected our culture at all.

  

  Prince Andrew
  • American
  • Culture

• Maybe we should have known that night in Denver that things that begin with plywood Greek columns and artificial smoke typically don't end well. Maybe the Hollywood stars and the glamour blinded us a little: you thought it was the glare, some of us thought it was a halo.

  

  Artur Davis
  • Night
  • Greek

• Before we give you billions more, we want to know what you've done with the trillion you've got.

  

  Les Aspin
  • Done

• For every manager, it is important to explain your ideas. It's very important the club understand those ideas and are ready to work together.

  

  Antonio Conte
  • Work
  • Important
  • Together

• Approach every film with the same enthusiasm, regardless of its budget.

  

  Lou Diamond Phillips

• When animals age, some humans see them as less valuable, less important and less entertaining.

  

  Jenna Morasca
  • Important
  • Age

• Let's think about Mexican streets: they're unsafe because of violence, so people stay at home. Does that make streets more or less safe? Less safe! So streets become more desolate and unsafe, so we stay home more - which makes streets even more desolate and unsafe, and we stay home even more.

  

  Emiliano Salinas
  • People
  • Home
  • Violence

• Remember, your body is a temple, not a 7-Eleven.

  

  Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Remember

• I see the game differently than some guys. I'm always reading the next move.

  

  Draymond Green
  • Game
  • Reading

• My wife is from Chicago, and every time we go, I just love it. I love the restaurant scene, and people here are so into the food. It's one of the most exciting food cities in the country.

  

  Daniel Humm
  • People
  • Time
  • Country

• Thin people release the fork, and they chew the food with the fork on the table. They chew their food slowly. They look around at each other or the wall or a picture. They listen to the music. They sit back and take a breath. They do something other than concentrate on shoving the food into their body.

  

  Jean Nidetch
  • People
  • Music
  • Food

• The kind of actors I admire move through different characters and genres.

  

  Andrew Scott
  • Different

• Statistics compiled by the German Federal Motor Transport Authority highlight how successfully we have reduced fuel consumption. A few years ago, the CO2 emissions for the BMW brand were at well over 200 grams per kilometer. In 2009, that number was at 159 grams. This puts us below our direct competitors.

  

  Norbert Reithofer
  • Statistics
  • Consumption
  • CO2-emitting

• In a key--but commonly overlooked--aspect of obesity, weight gain can be caused by the slightest increases in consumption, if it continues day in and day out.

  

  Michael Moss
  • Aspect
  • Increase
  • Consumption

• If anybody would have told me I'd be making number seven Fast & Furious, I would have said, "You're crazy."

  

  Neal H. Moritz
  • Crazy
  • Numbers

• Refined and delicate natures understand the cat. Women, poets, and artists hold it in great esteem, for they recognize the exquisite delicacy of its nervous system; indeed, only coarse natures fail to discern the natural distinction of the cat.

  

  Jules François Felix Fleury-Husson
  • Cat
  • Distinction
  • Natures

• There are movies and TV shows I wish we didn't make, sure, but we're in the business of creating things that are not all going to work.

  

  Steve Burke
  • Business
  • Movies
  • Creating

• I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Consumption