Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Television's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you defer to that. It's just kind of how it's constructed. Is there some leeway? Yeah. But I also don't want to come across as a jerk.

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I used to kind of go for it, right? Like, I'd be the one who would say, 'All right, there's Kate Moss. I'm going to try to make out with her.'
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San Francisco has long been a leader in the arts, nurturing generations of painters, sculptors, poets, novelists, playwrights, film-makers, and performing artists and innovators of every kind.
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There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
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If your writing collides with the conventional wisdom, there's going to be some kind of friction.
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Even though my dad was a manager in the minor leagues, I still traveled around with him and saw it from the field out. Now, as an owner, you're kind of looking from the whole baseball activity from outside in, from a fan's perspective.
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I never set out to write songs about the world around me... it just kind of came about as a result of paying more attention to things.
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There's so many great songs already written, it's kind of really wonderful you don't have to write your own.
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I guess I'm kind of used to it because it's always been that way for me.
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When I was nearly twelve years old, my kind mistress sickened and died.
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The proverbial philosophy of a people helps us to understand more about them than any other kind of literature.
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I'm really into kind of finding different masculine pieces and making them feminine. Like cool oxfords.
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I grew up in a place where everybody was a storyteller, but nobody wrote. It was that kind of Celtic, storytelling tradition: everybody would have a story at the pub or at parties, even at the clubs and raves.
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In America there's no way I can make the kind of movie I like to make.
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I grew up kind of self-supported, that kind of environment, because my parents both worked for airlines.
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I grew up kind of a tomboy and I used to fight with all the neighborhood boys.
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As someone who's been covering presidential campaigns since the 1950s, I have no delusions about political reporting. Candidates bargaining access to get the kind of news coverage they want is nothing new.
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He drove his kind of realism at me so hard I bounced right into nonobjective painting.
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When you're a standup comic, you get up and you try stuff, and you're always kind of seeing how far you can push things.
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I'm not a natural performer. I don't like performing very much.
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Women can be two different people - one person at home, another at work.
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I was always trying - I never wanted to let my fans down; I always wanted them to see me in my art form.
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A lot of things that happen in the world make me a bit crazy.
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Television's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you defer to that. It's just kind of how it's constructed. Is there some leeway? Yeah. But I also don't want to come across as a jerk.