Jim Gaffigan Quotes
My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.Jim Gaffigan
Quotes to Explore
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In the governments, as we've witnessed in the past, they had to hide. Because there's a lot of concentration on the friends-and-family club... We're not about that. That's not the government of the future of the State of New York. What's gonna pull this state out of the doldrums that it's in right now is an honest and open government.
Carl Paladino -
I'm always on the phone because I'm usually not with the people I want to be with.
Natalie Portman -
When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.
Flavor Flav -
You will never cease to be the most amazed person on earth at what God has done for you on the inside.
Oswald Chambers -
I don't know how people recognize me.
Laura Prepon -
I have a Stella McCartney Adidas sports bra. I feel like I'm totally comfortable running. No problem. I have support where I need it.
Pamela Anderson
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Several of the energy companies want to do the right thing. It's a matter of leveling the playing field though for them and that's why corrective action here is necessary.
Ed Royce -
What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson -
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Abraham Lincoln -
You don't make it anywhere without someone helping you out.
Ramon Rodriguez -
I'm just willing to try different things. But you gotta keep it all making sense.
Quavo Migos -
Starting in the third grade, my dad had me read the 'Denver Post.' I had to discuss two articles with him before dinner, and we would also watch '60 Minutes' together.
Dana Perino
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'Radioactive' is the fall out of my life's inspirations, a testament to my ability to survive it all and to tell the story.
Yelawolf -
I didn't want there to be a computer on stage. When I see people with computers on stage, I think, 'Are you sending e-mail?' That's so corny.
Pat Metheny -
I'm not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed.
Karl Lagerfeld -
For me, it's an experiment to see what people are gonna think of it.
Utada Hikaru -
It's definitely a necessity to make split-second decisions when you're doing gymnastics because things don't always go perfect.
Jacob Dalton -
We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.
Jack Klugman
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She rose to his requirement, dropped The playthings of her life To take the honorable work Of woman and of wife.
Emily Dickinson -
The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.
Genghis Khan -
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams -
After spending three years of my life looking into this, I am more convinced than ever that the U.S. government's responsibility for the drug problems in South Central Los Angeles and other inner cities is greater than I ever wrote in the newspaper.
Gary Webb -
I was a late child from my parents, so I grew up surrounded by people a lot older than me. I think even when I was 21, I felt like I was a 70-year-old man.
Jonathan Franzen -
My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.
Jim Gaffigan