Jim Gaffigan Quotes

What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?

Jim Gaffigan

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• I do have friends who make movies, but for the most part, I never really wanted to feel like I was part of an industry.

  

  Harmony Korine
  • Friends
  • Never
  • Movies

• I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny.

  

  Orlando Jones
  • Thinking
  • Want
  • Funny

• I just mean it's very difficult for me to watch my work, in some ways, because I am critical of what I didn't get across or I thought I was making one point.

  

  Tea Leoni
  • Work
  • Point
  • Critical

• We clearly realize that freedom's inner kingdom cannot be touched by exterior attacks.

  

  Vernon Howard
  • Freedom
  • Realize
  • Kingdom

• I lost my faith in God when I lost my daughter to Cancer, the beast. I begged, I cried, I offered my life for hers, and day by day, I watched that beautiful little Angel slip off. So, excuse me for not taking my seat next to you on Sunday in Church, I feel too cheated to worship.

  

  Vince Neil Mötley Crüe
  • Life
  • God
  • Beautiful

• I like David Lynch; I like Stanley Kubrick. I'm a big fan of Kubrick.

  

  Olivier Megaton
  • Like
  • Fan
  • Big

• Ants are more like the parts of an animal than entities on their own. They are mobile cells, circulating through a dense connective tissue of other ants in a matrix of twigs. The circuits are so intimately interwoven that the anthill meets all the essential criteria of an organism.

  

  Lewis Thomas
  • Animal
  • Matrix

• Plus the public's attention span is so short right now, if a skater doesn't strike while the iron is hot... well it's not like people will forget you, but they just won't care anymore.

  

  Brian Boitano
  • People
  • Attention

• I'm actually a huge fan of changing every single 'anti-Trump' sentiment to 'pro-human rights' because they are synonymous.

  

  Lauren Jauregui Fifth Harmony
  • Single
  • Trump

• I would love to work in America. I wouldn't love to live there, but I'd love to experience working there.

  

  Daniel Radcliffe
  • Work
  • Live
  • Experience

• But I went to the University of Texas in the 30s, and while there I learned to ride. Mostly polo ponies.

  

  Eli Wallach
  • Texas

• Today, the Federal minimum wage purchases less than it has at any point in the last 50 years. Let me repeat: The Federal minimum wage purchases less than it has at any point in the last 50 years.

  

  Alcee Hastings
  • Today

• Friends would not say I'm a laid-back person by any means.

  

  Lauren Weisberger
  • Friends

• There are a lot of downsides to being male. We age faster and die younger. But give us this: we're lifetime baby-making machines. Women's reproductive abilities start to wane when they're as young as 35. Men? We're good to go pretty much till we're dead.

  

  Jeffrey Kluger
  • Good
  • Men
  • Women

• I have been in love, and in debt, and in drink, this many and many a year.

  

  Alexander Brome

• Yeah, I'd done a bunch of pilots. Some that had gone for a while. One that went for 13 episodes. But I had never been on a show that had lasted more than that.

  

  Donal Logue
  • Done

• Facebook is about sharing experiences that you've had. Foursquare is more about the present tense and the future tense.

  

  Dennis Crowley
  • Future
  • Present

• To be in love involves the most irresistible conviction that one will go on being in love until one dies, and that possession of the beloved will confer, not merely frequent ecstasies, but settled, fruitful, deep-rooted, lifelong happiness.

  

  C. S. Lewis
  • Deep
  • Beloved
  • Goes On

• Sometimes a little song is sweet to hear, even if the orchestra is more accomplished.

  

  Esme Raji Codell
  • Song
  • Accomplished
  • Orchestra

• I just want people to be inspired - not only young girls but young people in general - and I just want them to know they can do anything they want to do, and they are beautiful, and they are smart.

  

  Storm Reid
  • Beautiful
  • Inspired
  • Young Girls

• We mortals, men and women, devour many a disappointment between breakfast and dinner-time; keep back the tears and look a little pale about the lips, and in answer to inquiries say, "Oh, nothing!" Pride helps; and pride is not a bad thing when it only urges us to hide our hurts— not to hurt others.

  

  George Eliot
  • Hurt
  • Pride
  • Disappointment

• What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Disappointment
  • Ingredients
  • Dressings