Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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I could not disobey the will of the Catalan parliament.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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Man, y'know, I'm a music guy. I like a lot of different things. It depends on the time of the day and the situation.
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I always had a dream to play for India but I never let it put pressure on me.
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Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex.
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In organic chemistry, we have learnt to derive from compounds containing only carbon and hydrogen, i.e. from the hydrocarbons, all other types of combinations, such as alcohols, aldehydes, ketones, acids, etc.
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The Matrix is top secret. There isn't much that can be said right now.
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My main incentive now is to be so successful that I can get a private jet and sit with the pilot. I got upgraded to first class the other week, but even there I was still scared. I could be massaged for the whole flight and still think I'm going to die.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
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I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.
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I don't personally have a sense that life starts at conception. I don't personally have that sense.
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Whenever I have had to write fiction, I've always had to invent a character who roughly has my background.
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Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting.
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I can't wait for summer in the city! I love all the free activities in the parks that become available to us New Yorkers. Yoga and movie screenings in Bryant Park, concerts in Central Park - there's so much more available to the New York community in the summer! And everyone just seems to smile more.
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The Tea Party movement is a wide and diverse group. It will hurt the Republican Party if some elements of the Tea Party decide to become third party advocates because it will split the conservative vote.
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Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.
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I always feel that I compete with myself.
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Nothing is more important to national security and the making and conduct of good policy than timely, accurate, and relevant intelligence. Nothing is more critical to accurate and relevant intelligence than independent analysis.
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I don't mind being it [age 60], I just don't like saying it.
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I do focus my energy on music, but it's just the way that the industry works. I kind of have to take what I can get when it comes to acting and show up so they'll hire me. And music I get to do when I have time. It's not that I focus less, it's just the way it works.
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I don't think that would be entirely unfair. There are some things which get on one's nerves and some things that don't. And I'm, to use a rather journalistic word, allergic to the things that are typically American. I think that's fairly natural to someone who has just been described as a Tory and is always ready to describe himself as a High Tory.
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I lost a friend I was blessed to have. My thoughts are with the family of President Chavez and the people of Venezuela.
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I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
