Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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What goes for sex goes double for politics.
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I could not disobey the will of the Catalan parliament.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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Man, y'know, I'm a music guy. I like a lot of different things. It depends on the time of the day and the situation.
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I always had a dream to play for India but I never let it put pressure on me.
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The thinking mind is what is busy. You have to stay in your heart. You have to be in your heart. Be in your heart. The rest is up here in your head where you are doing, doing, doing.
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The U.S. and European markets have become mature, profit margins are lower, and equipment isn't so new. Because profits are relatively low, it limits the willingness of companies to invest in newer equipment.
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Because of my medical and ideological training, I am accustomed to saying that life is adaptation and symbiosis.
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Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex.
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In organic chemistry, we have learnt to derive from compounds containing only carbon and hydrogen, i.e. from the hydrocarbons, all other types of combinations, such as alcohols, aldehydes, ketones, acids, etc.
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The Matrix is top secret. There isn't much that can be said right now.
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My main incentive now is to be so successful that I can get a private jet and sit with the pilot. I got upgraded to first class the other week, but even there I was still scared. I could be massaged for the whole flight and still think I'm going to die.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
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I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.
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I don't personally have a sense that life starts at conception. I don't personally have that sense.
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Whenever I have had to write fiction, I've always had to invent a character who roughly has my background.
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Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting.
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I can't wait for summer in the city! I love all the free activities in the parks that become available to us New Yorkers. Yoga and movie screenings in Bryant Park, concerts in Central Park - there's so much more available to the New York community in the summer! And everyone just seems to smile more.
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At EMILY's List, we're in the business of expanding the political power of women.
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If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
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People use restaurants to do business, to do politics, to socialize.
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Get eight hours of sleep regularly. Keep your weight down, run a mile a day.
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I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
