Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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I could not disobey the will of the Catalan parliament.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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Man, y'know, I'm a music guy. I like a lot of different things. It depends on the time of the day and the situation.
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I always had a dream to play for India but I never let it put pressure on me.
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Because of my medical and ideological training, I am accustomed to saying that life is adaptation and symbiosis.
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Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex.
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In organic chemistry, we have learnt to derive from compounds containing only carbon and hydrogen, i.e. from the hydrocarbons, all other types of combinations, such as alcohols, aldehydes, ketones, acids, etc.
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The Matrix is top secret. There isn't much that can be said right now.
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My main incentive now is to be so successful that I can get a private jet and sit with the pilot. I got upgraded to first class the other week, but even there I was still scared. I could be massaged for the whole flight and still think I'm going to die.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
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I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.
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I don't personally have a sense that life starts at conception. I don't personally have that sense.
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Whenever I have had to write fiction, I've always had to invent a character who roughly has my background.
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Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting.
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I can't wait for summer in the city! I love all the free activities in the parks that become available to us New Yorkers. Yoga and movie screenings in Bryant Park, concerts in Central Park - there's so much more available to the New York community in the summer! And everyone just seems to smile more.
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The Tea Party movement is a wide and diverse group. It will hurt the Republican Party if some elements of the Tea Party decide to become third party advocates because it will split the conservative vote.
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Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.
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I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.
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I've never found that getting physical is ever the best response in a bar. You just have to make sure you keep your distance, and if it gets to a point where it gets aggressive, then the best thing to do is go get a bouncer and get the situation resolved intelligently.
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Thats what Green Day is-there are no rules.
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Without a good cultural policy, without adequate help, we will always have individualists, shooting stars who are rapidly forgotten or who stop painting for a more profitable occupation.
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History and social sciences were my interests. I was always interested in knowing how societies get organized, why there is rich and poor divide, why there are classes. I was never apolitical. I think we are all political in a way. Politics decides our day-to-day life.
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I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
