Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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I could not disobey the will of the Catalan parliament.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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Man, y'know, I'm a music guy. I like a lot of different things. It depends on the time of the day and the situation.
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I always had a dream to play for India but I never let it put pressure on me.
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Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex.
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In organic chemistry, we have learnt to derive from compounds containing only carbon and hydrogen, i.e. from the hydrocarbons, all other types of combinations, such as alcohols, aldehydes, ketones, acids, etc.
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The Matrix is top secret. There isn't much that can be said right now.
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My main incentive now is to be so successful that I can get a private jet and sit with the pilot. I got upgraded to first class the other week, but even there I was still scared. I could be massaged for the whole flight and still think I'm going to die.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
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I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.
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I don't personally have a sense that life starts at conception. I don't personally have that sense.
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Whenever I have had to write fiction, I've always had to invent a character who roughly has my background.
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Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting.
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I can't wait for summer in the city! I love all the free activities in the parks that become available to us New Yorkers. Yoga and movie screenings in Bryant Park, concerts in Central Park - there's so much more available to the New York community in the summer! And everyone just seems to smile more.
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The Tea Party movement is a wide and diverse group. It will hurt the Republican Party if some elements of the Tea Party decide to become third party advocates because it will split the conservative vote.
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Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.
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I always feel that I compete with myself.
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All of the Antilles, every island, is an effort of memory: every mind, every racial biography culminating in amnesia and fog. Pieces of sunlight through the fog and sudden rainbows, arcs-en-ciel. That is the effort, the labour of the Antillean imagination, rebuilding its gods from bamboo frames, phrase by phrase.
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That's what I think we're all looking for - an honest love wherever you can find it.
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The black population now consists of two distinct classes-the middle class and the poor.
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It's very homely, this castle. It doesn't have huge ballrooms. I didn't want a cold, cavernous place.
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The world of the Greeks illustrates why visual appearances cannot interest people before the interiorization of alphabetic technology. (p. 61)
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I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
