Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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I could not disobey the will of the Catalan parliament.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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Man, y'know, I'm a music guy. I like a lot of different things. It depends on the time of the day and the situation.
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I always had a dream to play for India but I never let it put pressure on me.
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The U.S. and European markets have become mature, profit margins are lower, and equipment isn't so new. Because profits are relatively low, it limits the willingness of companies to invest in newer equipment.
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Because of my medical and ideological training, I am accustomed to saying that life is adaptation and symbiosis.
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Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex.
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In organic chemistry, we have learnt to derive from compounds containing only carbon and hydrogen, i.e. from the hydrocarbons, all other types of combinations, such as alcohols, aldehydes, ketones, acids, etc.
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The Matrix is top secret. There isn't much that can be said right now.
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My main incentive now is to be so successful that I can get a private jet and sit with the pilot. I got upgraded to first class the other week, but even there I was still scared. I could be massaged for the whole flight and still think I'm going to die.
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I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.
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High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
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I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.
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I don't personally have a sense that life starts at conception. I don't personally have that sense.
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Whenever I have had to write fiction, I've always had to invent a character who roughly has my background.
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Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting.
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I can't wait for summer in the city! I love all the free activities in the parks that become available to us New Yorkers. Yoga and movie screenings in Bryant Park, concerts in Central Park - there's so much more available to the New York community in the summer! And everyone just seems to smile more.
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The Tea Party movement is a wide and diverse group. It will hurt the Republican Party if some elements of the Tea Party decide to become third party advocates because it will split the conservative vote.
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Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.
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Lots of places to hone your skill as an artist and still earn a paycheck while you're waiting to kick the door down.
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I have always believed and still believe that artists who live and work with spiritual values cannot and should not remain indifferent to the conflict in which the highest values of humanity and civilization are at stake.
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Obama's major accomplishment is himself. This can be an effective argument to make to undecided voters and something Obama has to artfully address.
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The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
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I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
