Jim Gaffigan Quotes
The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.
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The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
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I think you get into trouble as an author and a journalist when, rather than owning the gaps, you try to elide them.
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I'd rather write about polar bears than people.
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Kids started coming to my concert, and I realized that I had sense of responsibility.
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We have great chemistry, great character. Our goals would be to keep everybody -- the coaching staff, the players -- together and hopefully improve next year. We all feel like we've got something going here.
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You do need parental guidance and I was in a great position with both my mum and dad. They split when I was a baby but even though I stayed with my mom they were both very much involved in my upbringing.
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We'll keep writing and if it hits our standards we'll go with it. We're not here to destroy anything. It's as precious to us as it is for someone who's followed us for years.
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That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my way to work and I decided it doesn't matter who wants to cut in front of my lane today. I'm not going to let it bother me one bit. Once I get to work, find myself a parking space, if somebody wants to jump ahead of me and take it, I'm going to let them.
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Now that Iran's actions have been verified, it can begin to receive relief from certain nuclear sanctions and gain access to its own money that had been frozen.
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Steel is such a nice material to use. It can move. It's terribly easy, you just stick it or you cut it off, and bang! you're there: it's so direct. I think Manet was very direct, he didn't prepare his canvases like Courbet, he just put paint straight on and it's very like that with steel.
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I went to a high school for the performing arts and I lived and breathed music. It kept me focused; it kept me sane.
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The theory of probability is the only mathematical tool available to help map the unknown and the uncontrollable. It is fortunate that this tool, while tricky, is extraordinarily powerful and convenient.
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Beauty is no local deity, like the Greek and Roman gods, but omnipresent.
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Children hold spring so tightly in their brown fists-just as grownups, who are less sure of it, hold it in their hearts.
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Women's roles are diminished for obvious reasons. It's the men whose names are on the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, and who were generals and soldiers.
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Living in New York, I get inspired by what young women are wearing – everything from high fashion to street fashion.
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All matter comes from a primary substance, the luminiferous ether.
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I'm not trying to make excuses for David Seaman, but I think the lights may have been a problem.
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Was it the infinite sadness of her eyes that drew him or the mirror of himself that he found in the gorgeous clarity of her mind?
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The longing of my heart is to make known my glorious Redeemer to those who have never heard.
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The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.
