Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Whatever a writer gets paid for his book, it's never enough. I think that's true. It's hard work. But in the end, you wrote a book. It's something real and tangible that sits on a shelf forever.

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President Reagan stood for conservative principles in a way that brought people together.
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One of the very important characteristics of a student is to question. Let the students ask questions.
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Once every five hundred years or so, a summary statement about poetry comes along that we can't imagine ourselves living without.
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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
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In those days, even as a boy, I watched some people that I knew were living way beyond their means.
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I did anything that would get me on the air.
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When you become a sannyasin, I initiate you into freedom, and into nothing else... I am destroying your ideologies, creeds, cults, dogmas, and I am not replacing them with anything else.
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The Lord discovered to me a sense of my unbelief that, though late, I should remember my transgressions and that I should be converted with my whole heart to the Lord my God.
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My mum is a bit unconventional; she's outdoorsy and has more of an emotional intelligence, whereas my dad is pragmatic; he's a businessman.
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In seeking a lawyer, you are looking for an advocate, an expert advisor on the law and on your rights and responsibilities, a strategist, a negotiator, and a litigator.
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My husband makes sacrifices so that I can shine.
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I love being called NTR's grandson. I never moved away from his shadow, maybe because I didn't try enough or maybe because I like it this way.
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Math is one of my favorite subjects.
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I was so overprotected, I used to think I was as delicate as people said I was.
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Sometimes his methods are questionable, and even his morals are questionable, but his intention is always to protect Sydney. So in that way I think he's a good parent.
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The lily and the rose in her fair face striving for precedence.
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Over the years I have tried to develop something which is technically assured.
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If you say John Smith is the greatest wrestler in Oklahoma history, now that's big.
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Every time I started going in the direction of thinking how it might turn out, I started to just turn my brain around and not go there, because I think the surest way to guarantee that you won't win is to assume that you will.
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I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking.
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There's nothing wrong with constructive criticism, and I learn from that and better myself. I'm not expecting anyone to be sycophantic in any way; I never expected that.
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Life doesn't always end up with a bow wrapped around it.
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Whatever a writer gets paid for his book, it's never enough. I think that's true. It's hard work. But in the end, you wrote a book. It's something real and tangible that sits on a shelf forever.