Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.
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I'm very comfortable being naked. It's one of my favorite things to do.
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'Hell is for Children' is amazing to do every night and 'Promises in the Dark' and 'Love Is a Battlefied,' of course, but my absolute favorite would be 'Heartbreaker.' It's the one that started everything, so it has a very special place in my heart. And it still rocks every night! It's so fun to do.
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Hash browns are my favorite breakfast food.
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Kobe Bryant has always been my favorite player, and he was drafted No. 13, too, in 1996.
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One of my favorite films is 'Pretty Woman.'
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My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
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I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
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My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.
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My favorite thing in life is writing about life, specifically the parts of life concerning love. Because, as far as I'm concerned, love is absolutely everything.
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Stand-up, by far, is my favorite.
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One of my favorite guys when I was young... I've always loved Bill Cosby. I've always wanted to direct him in something.
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My favorite word was a word James Lapine used repeatedly in 'Sunday in the Park with George,' which was the word 'connect.' All I want to do is connect.
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My favorite 'Mister Rogers' episodes were always the ones where Mr. Rogers would go into the community.
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Gucci Mane is my favorite artist.
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I love New York. It's one of my favorite cities.
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My favorite athlete of all time would have to be Jim Thorpe.
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I love researching. That's one of my favorite parts about school.
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I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
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You see, the poverty program for the last five years have been buy-off programs.
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What we've seen of Rey, she looks like she can handle her stuff. So most of the comments I get are from parents who say how wonderful it is that their little girls can see this character.
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Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
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Going to the moon was a fable. Resetting aging is a fable, but that's what we're setting out to do.
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My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.
