Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.
Oscar Wilde
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As I followed my dream - stayed in-Spirit, that is, inspired - I made more money in the first year after I gave up my employment than I had made in the previous 35 years of my life.
Wayne Dyer
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At 21 years old, I could produce 400 people like that.
Eddie Perez
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I don't think I have a signature.
J. J. Abrams
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I remember thinking that people were crazy for reading the same book more than once, but I now have a new-found appreciation for the re-discovery of literature. The lessons we learned from books in the school curriculum are reinvented and updated when we read as adults.
Rachel Nichols
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I had gone full-on folkie; I'd had it with bands.
Dan Fogelberg
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I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, but driven.
Aaron Levie
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Jung viewed Freud as a mentor, but he never wanted to be anybody's disciple.
Viggo Mortensen
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I don't think it's possible to separate out the strands of a writer's history, circumstances, life events, and that writer's themes.
Dani Shapiro
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That's where this exciting bundle of energy and joy named Johnny Olson made his entrance and ultimately did the announcing. I had never seen anything like what I was involved in for the next 15 minutes!
Randy West
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I love it and really, really enjoy weight training. I love free weights. I find it really rewarding.
Victoria Pendleton
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It's critical to have a sound foundation in free-market economics and the Constitution. A great many Republicans in Washington don't have that foundation.
Ted Cruz
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I always tell people a clean cooking area is a clean mind which is available for the creativity.
Carla Hall
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I'm quite intuitive about what I pick. Often it's to do with what I've just done and how I'm feeling.
Rachel Griffiths
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Each race (or variety) is characterized by a more or less distinct combination of inherited morphological, behavioral, physiological traits.
J. Philippe Rushton
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I need to have better knife skills... for vegetables.
Rachel McAdams
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Heaven help the American-born boy with a talent for ballet.
Camille Paglia
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Fundamentally, I'm profoundly influenced by hip-hop, so whatever I do is going to bear that seal.
Adam Mansbach
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If you feel afraid, you can make yourself courageous by acting courageous. If you are feeling unhappy, by deliberately acting happy you can induce happy feeling. If you are lacking in enthusiasm, by simply acting enthusiastic you can make yourself enthusiastic.
Norman Vincent Peale
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That the king can do no wrong is a necessary and fundamental principle of the English constitution.
William Blackstone
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There's actually a song called 'Vegas Lights,' which I wanted to be an anthem for Vegas, that represented how I felt when I went to the clubs. I felt this weird energy where everybody was having a good time, and it didn't matter. Dancing like nobody's watching. It was kind of beautiful.
Brendon Urie Panic! at the Disco
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Well, I must endure the presence of a few caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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I think the way I approach things has something to do with growing up and seeing my parents go to work every day.
Kristen Stewart
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How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
Jim Gaffigan