Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.
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As I followed my dream - stayed in-Spirit, that is, inspired - I made more money in the first year after I gave up my employment than I had made in the previous 35 years of my life.
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At 21 years old, I could produce 400 people like that.
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I don't think I have a signature.
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I remember thinking that people were crazy for reading the same book more than once, but I now have a new-found appreciation for the re-discovery of literature. The lessons we learned from books in the school curriculum are reinvented and updated when we read as adults.
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I would love to direct one day. I value the relationship that I have with a director so much, and I would be really excited to be on the other end of that relationship.
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I had gone full-on folkie; I'd had it with bands.
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I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, but driven.
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Jung viewed Freud as a mentor, but he never wanted to be anybody's disciple.
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I do not feel remorse. Everybody makes mistakes in war.
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I don't think it's possible to separate out the strands of a writer's history, circumstances, life events, and that writer's themes.
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That's where this exciting bundle of energy and joy named Johnny Olson made his entrance and ultimately did the announcing. I had never seen anything like what I was involved in for the next 15 minutes!
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I love it and really, really enjoy weight training. I love free weights. I find it really rewarding.
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It's critical to have a sound foundation in free-market economics and the Constitution. A great many Republicans in Washington don't have that foundation.
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I always tell people a clean cooking area is a clean mind which is available for the creativity.
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I'm quite intuitive about what I pick. Often it's to do with what I've just done and how I'm feeling.
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Each race (or variety) is characterized by a more or less distinct combination of inherited morphological, behavioral, physiological traits.
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I need to have better knife skills... for vegetables.
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Heaven help the American-born boy with a talent for ballet.
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I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.
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When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. I would stand at my door, turn the light off and dive into bed. One night, as I did that, there was this gigantic spider next to my pillow. I hit the bed and bounced straight back up When I turned the light back on, it was already gone. I could not sleep in my room for days.
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Baby, tonight is your night. And I will do you right. Just make a wish on your night. Anything that you ask, I will give you the love of your life.
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And I made a rural pen, And I stained the water clear, And I wrote my happy songs Every Child may joy to hear.
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How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
