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		I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Jim Varney 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		I haven't always been confident. I actually suffered with low self-esteem growing up. Eventually, I got to a point where I was just like, 'OK, this is taking too much energy.' After that, I started accepting myself for who I was, and I was like, whoever is not going to accept it, they weren't really meant to be in my life in that way. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				La'Porsha Renae 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		It's not often that the idea of continuing something for a potentially long period of time sounds exciting to me, because I really am a gypsy by nature. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Carla Gugino 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		The Saints are the elect children of the spouse of Christ, the precious fruit of her body; they are her crown of glory. And when these dear children quit her to reap their eternal reward, the mother retains precious memorials of them and holds up their example to her other children to encourage them to follow their glorious traces. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Sabine Baring-Gould 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I wanted to make Canadian films, and I ended up making American films. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Ted Kotcheff 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I had a strong desire to become an archer from the very first time I tried it. I forgot my other ambitions. I just wanted to compete in the Olympics. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Im Dong-Hyun 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		My desire to exit the game is greater than my desire to remain in it. I have searched my heart through and through and feel comfortable with this decision. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Barry Sanders 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		When I was a kid, I used to make up all these characters. I love comedy a lot, and I don't get to do it often. Somewhere in the middle, I shifted into doing drama. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Omar Dorsey 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I've stood my ground in life, alone, even against overwhelming forces with the might and money to crush me. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Tatum O'Neal 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I played in football games where you walk off the field and the scoreboard didn't end up the way you wanted. But you knew that you really did give it all. And the other team was too strong. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Randy Pausch 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		There's no good guys and bad guys. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Hal Holbrook 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		If I really had to pinpoint my happiest days out of the United States, I'd choose those Fifties military days in Britain, particularly my time in South Ruislip. I had a ball. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Larry Hagman 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		As far as what makes a viral video, then it's gotta be something that you've either never seen before, a fresh piece of comedy, or something that relates to something topical. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
					 
				
				Adam McKay