Jimmy Kimmel Quotes
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?

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By the time a person has achieved years adequate for choosing a direction, the die is cast and the moment has long since passed which determined the future.
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I didn't make any friends in New York by insisting on moving the league headquarters to Cincinnati. The fact was that my son Bill was in school. His mother had passed away, and I didn't want to take the boy away from his school and to a strange city.
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I was born and brought up in the countryside. I used to live in a sort of converted stables on the grounds of a castle, and I spent a lot of my childhood running around with a pretend sword pretending to be Robert the Bruce.
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Leeks, like other oniony things, reach a certain peak when fried. It's the subtle sweetness that suddenly becomes evident and works so well with their creamy texture.
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ISIS is at war with America, but America is not at war with ISIS - not the president, nor the Congress, and certainly not the American people.
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Thanks so much to all the fans. To all our team, to all our wives, especially, that believe in us and that we come home to, and everybody here that's given us a shot.
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I have a 'Mailer-Breslin and the 51st State' poster, and a neon-pink sign of Raoul's in SoHo, one of my favorite restaurants.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
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I was terrible when I first started skating and was clinging onto the side for dear life, but it's something I'll always have now, and the tour is always so much fun.
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Beyond 2050 the world population may start to decrease if women across the world will have, on average, less than 2 children. But that decrease will be slow.
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People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken. They love the jerk, though. And they love my Mexican food.
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I appreciate the constant evolution in refining food, but not in making food gimmicky.
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A lot of movies are made to make us dream.
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You know, I have the best parents in the world and I got really, really lucky because they think that everything I do is Oscar-worthy.
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All my friends, they're all gone. I've outlived them all.
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Computers let people avoid people, going out to explore. It's so different to just open a website instead of looking at a Picasso in a museum in Paris.
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I can't design anything unless I'm excited by it, meaning I have an urge to wear it.
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If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
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It's absolutely ugly, but unfortunately quite true of the world today; the more money you make, the more people tend to listen to you. If you're not quoted in Fortune or Forbes or the Wall Street Journal, then nobody listens. If you say something that makes a lot of money, whether what you said is true or not, people listen.
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I'm still astounded by some people's reaction to things I consider quite normal.
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I think people have this love-hate relationship with tennis. I also feel like that.
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The men that is now is only all palaver and what they can get out of you.
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In a way there's only a fine shade of difference between the healthy and the deranged.
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I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?