Jimmy Kimmel Quotes
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Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time.
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A pitcher is only as good as his legs.
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The business models in enterprise have changed pretty dramatically. A huge problem with enterprise software traditionally has been usually you sell to the customer and then they adopt the technology. The great thing about 'freemium' and the new way enterprise software is being sold is you get to try it first and then buy it.
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I have a lot of Republican friends.
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One of the first things I learned about acting was, the only person you compete against is yourself.
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The past is the beginning of the beginning and all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn.
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Random House is definitely invested in keeping libraries healthy.
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I just want to write another record that's as good or better than the one I've already made. That's my main goal, to follow up stronger than before.
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If there were no human nature, then there would be nothing for deliberate effort to be applied to. If there were no deliberate effort, then human nature would not be able to beautify itself.
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Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
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I read the Koran and it appealed to me. At the time I was agnostic and it really breathed spiritually back into me. For me it's really a cushion; it's cool, I'm cool with it.
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If you don't focus on the future generation, it means you are destroying your country.
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You can't win with some people. If you're not in government, you're criticised for being not serious. If you are in government, you're criticised for wanting power. That's the Labour party's line of attack, and it's a bit ridiculous.
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From Lee, a dramatist: Ah! the poet hath no true hope, who doth not place it in the many, and in the feeling of the common multitude.
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Do not mistake yourself by believing that your being has something in it more exalted than that of others.
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I have a high art: I hurt with cruelty those who wound me.
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A truer image of the world, I think, is obtained by picturing things as entering into the stream of time from an eternal world outside, than from a view which regards time as the devouring tyrant of all that is.
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One thing we have got to change in our strategy - allowing Office documents to be rendered very well by other peoples browsers is one of the most destructive things we could do to the company. We have to stop putting any effort into this and make sure that Office documents very well depends on PROPRIETARY IE capabilities.
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When I dance, I look almost identical to Beyonce. And I mean identical. In many ways, when she becomes Sasha Fierce, she's actually just becoming me.
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You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it's an art form that benefits everyone.
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So lets knock a couple back and make some noise.
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You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.
