Jimmy Kimmel Quotes
It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president.

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Anytime you have a tight race and you lose, it's not pleasant.
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My favorite thing to do in this world is to be on the ice playing hockey and try to entertain fans and bring wins to the Chicago Blackhawks.
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I just don't think men fancy me.
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I think my best friend is dry shampoo and dry texturizer spray.
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And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
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I have reached the conclusion that those who have physical courage also have moral courage. Physical courage is a great test.
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But the working I would always want to do.
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There's so much to learn about acting and performance in general... I mean, acting is a very complex art, and there are a lot more theories and methods and techniques to it than I think anybody would think.
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We should seek to cooperate with Europe, not to divide Europe to a fictitious new and a fictitious old.
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Every man supposes himself not to be fully understood or appreciated.
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I had a vision - and I saw white spirits and black spirits engaged in battle, and the sun was darkened - the thunder rolled in the Heavens, and blood flowed in streams - and I heard a voice saying, 'Such is your luck, such are you called to see, and let it come rough or smooth, you must surely bear it.'
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My best friend is my husband.
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For as long as I can remember, we've been having debates about the foreign policy disasters and seemingly unsolvable problems around the world. Dinner conversations are replayed over generations - nothing seems to get better, and in some aspects, it seems dramatically worse, and that is especially true for women.
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These political consultants love business guys who've never been in politics to try and take advantage of them. I get that.
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When I wrote the Anita Hill book I believed everything I wrote was accurate.
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I was in a lake in 'Love Actually', and I was attacked by some hideous aquatic beast and was rushed to the hospital by a man named Rafael! Something stung my elbow, and it blew up to the size of a tennis ball.
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You can't find the sound if you just love sleep.
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I take advantage of every thing I can - age, hair, disability - because my cause is just.
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It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president.