Jimmy Carr Quotes
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.

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I just enjoy life now. I just enjoy every morning I get to wake up.
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Let's help those in prison maintain positive connections with their community. If we truly want re-entry to be successful, and we do, people need to come back to a place that still feels like home.
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Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.
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My type of basketball is about how to create space, how to maneuver, how to get your shot off.
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I do not have bad days. I don't wake up in the morning and think that I'm going to get AIDS. I don't dream bad dreams about it. If I did, I'd be giving in to the negativity.
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How can you tell your kid, 'You can be anything you want to be,' if you're not trying to do the same?
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As a child, I remember my dad would sometimes drive me into town with him to play pinball machines together. It's a bittersweet memory but also a favorite.
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I smoke, isn't that terrible?
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I was in graduate school. I had a birth control accident and went to get the morning after pill.
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I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.
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I'm the most Colombian of the Colombians, even though I've lived 47 years outside of Colombia. I've lived 13 years in New York, and I never did a painting about New York. I've lived in France more than 30 years, and I've never painted Paris.
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I want every version of a woman and a man to be possible. I want women and men to be able to be full-time parents or full-time working people or any combination of the two.
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We're so marriage-obsessed, we think that only married people are families.
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A girl's best friend is her pride.
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My family didn't have any money growing up. I'm just a girl from the ghetto; from Indio, California.
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The first part of my life, as a player, has ended but now I'm heading into an equally important part as a manager, hoping to do as well as I did on the field.
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I have a very rich and wonderful personal life, and at its core are my sons.
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In 1916, Universal Studios released the first filmed adaptation of Jules Verne's novel '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.' Georges Melies made a film by that name in 1907, but, unlike his earlier adaptations of Verne, Melies' version bears no resemblance to the book.
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The sense of motion in painting and sculpture has long been considered as one of the primary elements of the composition.
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This is the country that we are turning over to young people, and there is going to be no country left at this rate because Trump is destroying the soul of who we are.
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I've never been able to understand where great artists come from.
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I thought that people should know about the dangers of Satanism, and diabolism does exist - there's no question about it.
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I didn't want to come up with some generic Johnny Bravo type name. I'm not that cool, so I might as well stick with my birth name.
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They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.