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Never use your own money. Steal a good idea and say it's your own. Do anything to get publicity. Remember that everybody can be bought.
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You can get some work, some jobs that will bore you until you're dead. So you better look for something that's got a little tingle to it.
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Don't try to tell Namath's people on First Avenue about Babe Ruth, because they don't even know the name. In fact, with the young, you can forget all of baseball. The sport is gone. But if you ever have seen Ruth, and then you see Namath, you know there is very little difference.
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Media, the plural of mediocrity.
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I don't know any other columnists, and I don't know what they do. I work the single! And nobody does what I do, anyway.
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
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The trouble with Trump's father was that he was a totally naive man. He had no idea that you could buy the whole news reporting business in New York City with a return phone call.
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If you gather a lot of stuff, then you write it, write in scenes with dialogue. Somewhere in the middle, rising from all this research like strong metal towers, is your opinions.
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Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.
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Politicians attend dinners at hotels with contractors. Bankers discuss interest rates at lunch.
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The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.
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I played football. I played trumpet. I could draw.
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Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?