Jo Brand Quotes
I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach.
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Dancing is the last sport with no sponsor.
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Whether it's through introduction of the right gut bacteria or direct modification of the genes of cows and pigs, I think we're going to have to introduce something like this into our livestock - a way to consume the methane rather than releasing it.
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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
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I'm the eldest at 51, and if the Stones can drag themselves around once more, then there's a few more albums in us.
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Hip-hop isn't as complex as a woman is.
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Fashion is not art. Fashion is a business that requires discipline and attention to detail and very organized systems of logistics and operations and processes. But even with the most smoothly oiled machine to manage the business, without creativity, fashion could not exist.
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Time was God's first creation.
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I got married quite early. And then I had a son. I had a family. And this may be hard to believe, but I am a complete family kinda girl.
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I'm very thankful that I can make people happy just by signing my name.
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I don't think it's possible to separate out the strands of a writer's history, circumstances, life events, and that writer's themes.
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The best thing I did was to choose the right heroes.
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I am disappointed and disturbed by both the NFL and the Dodgers - but much more by the Dodgers.
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If you don't have a refinery operating, it's hard to use oil that's available.
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I think America right now is looking for somebody who appeals to every faction.
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You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
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We want the city back on its feet. We want to have jobs for the city.
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Prayer is an august avowal of ignorance.
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I think for people that are dealing with this out there, the important thing to know is that this is real. It's called CIU, and there are solutions out there for you.
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My first time in Germany. We started off in Heidelberg, which is this quaint, nice town. The Germans, they shoot just like the Americans, except for, if it's a 10-hour day, they're leaving at 5. You don't go to 5:30, 6, 7. No. And then we had a fest for everything.
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We Montanans take pride in our low crime rate and believe honest people can disagree without being disagreeable. Maybe extremist groups believe they can find a home in Montana because of our easygoing ways.
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I look thuggish when I shave my head and wear big boots. I walk into a newsagent and people think I'm going to jump the counter.
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I was at a banquet, and I went into the ladies' room, and I'm in the stall doing my business, and a piece of paper and pen came from outside the door, and she says, 'Ms. Wagner, would you please sign this for me?' And I said, 'Are you kidding me?'
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I got a girl named Bony Maronie, she's as skinny as a stick of macaroni.
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I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach.
