Joel McHale Quotes
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No writer need feel sorry for himself if he writes and enjoys it, even if he doesn't get paid.
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All of my main characters have been under 30.
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I'm sure there are some commercial applications for Twitter, but they don't really interest me. I mean, 140 characters? I am really not interested in Ashton Kutcher's daily walks. Not for me.
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Afghanistan has moved forward and Afghanistan will defend itself. And the progress that we have achieved, the Afghan people will not allow it to be put back or reversed.
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In a way, it's good not to be recognised as much off screen.
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A lot of guys go in immediately for status, as opposed to comfort and allowing their home to tell a story about them.
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When you write, you write out of your best self. Everything else drops away.
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If left unchecked, global change will create violent conflict, torrential storms, shrinking coastlines, and irreversible catastrophe.
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So many people are called but few serve as actors, you know what I mean?
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When I do eventually drop, I pray to God that it'll happen in one of three ways. Firstly, on stage or leaving the stage, then secondly in my sleep. And the third way? You'll have to figure that out for yourself!
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Anybody you make a movie with when you're 12 and they're 14, you're going to know them your whole life.
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The first two projects I did out of my dorm room were mock film soundtracks.
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There really aren't any completely Asian people singing right now.
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Now supposing I had the part of a young woman to give out, one that wanted some excellent acting. If I were to go to the stage for my actress I would have to take a matured woman, one who would act splendidly, but who would look too old for the requirements.
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To get real diversity of thought, you need to find the people who genuinely hold different views and invite them into the conversation.
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I stepped back and all I saw was rain through windowpanes that looked like melting silver.
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Physics has in the main contented itself with studying the abridged edition of the book of nature.
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I had an insanely long commute - New York to D.C. - when I worked at 'National Geographic.' I hate to waste time, so I spent my time by writing about my life on the premise that I might be able to pitch those as short essays to magazines. It wasn't until later that I realized that I was writing a book.
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If any of you are secret poets, the best way to break into print is to run for the presidency.
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I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.
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Rents should begin to decelerate as the demand for owner-occupied housing stabilizes and the supply of rental units increases.
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I like anything with Zak Bagans and ghost hunters.
