Joel McHale Quotes
With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.

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One must always try to see the truth of a situation - it makes things universal.
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I maintain that the House is bound by the Constitution to receive the petitions; after which, it will take such method of deciding upon them as reason and principle shall dictate.
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We are creating the new Atlanta, along with Rich Homie Quan and Young Thug. We bring the spaghetti, put it in the bowl, mix it together, and we make the new Atlanta.
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We want a marriage with our customers, not a relationship.
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Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
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I've always wanted to do charity stuff. I'm such a nurturer and love taking care of people.
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What I learned from my years in Silicon Valley is that design can have a primary role in how a business is shaped, how a company can be design-driven. In my experience of large industry in Europe, that knowledge has been lost.
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Sure, we want to know what a president believes in... but that doesn't always mean he should tell us.
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Politics is about putting yourself in a state of grace.
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I've only been to jail once, and I didn't get my tattoos there.
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The first point of contact for radicalisation is almost always a personal one. Prisons and universities, for example, tend to be easily and regularly infiltrated by radical groups, who use them as forums to propagate their ideas.
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Sometimes, I feel like I spent the first part of my life wishing to be a teen-age boy, and the second part condemned to being one.
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Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
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You don't set up an implicit promise from the federal government that everybody is getting bailed out.
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If these men decided that they have to go in there and fight, I want them to send their own children and grandchildren. I want them to not send a bunch of strangers' kids in there to fight and die.
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I can't even remember when I first went, 'I want to be an actress.' It's always been inside of me.
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You don't find happiness by being able to buy everything you want, whenever you want it.
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I start by moisturizing my face neck and chest with my own anti-aging SPF And IR Defense Sunblock called Recapture 360... Allow to sink in... Then I like Neutrogena's range of spray on sunblocks for body... then I use a foundation with SPF 30 or higher on my face to add yet another layer of protection to my face.
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A short telomere represents a persistent and non-repairable damage to the cells, which is able to prevent their division or regeneration.
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My childhood was defined by my father's absence. His presence looms so large. Up until the age of 18, he was a superstar for me.
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Love is like the rain. It comes in a drizzle sometimes. Then it starts pouring and if you're not careful it will drown you.
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The pleasures arising from thinking and learning will make us think and learn all the more.
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With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.