Joel McHale Quotes
With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.
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One must always try to see the truth of a situation - it makes things universal.
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I maintain that the House is bound by the Constitution to receive the petitions; after which, it will take such method of deciding upon them as reason and principle shall dictate.
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We are creating the new Atlanta, along with Rich Homie Quan and Young Thug. We bring the spaghetti, put it in the bowl, mix it together, and we make the new Atlanta.
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We want a marriage with our customers, not a relationship.
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I've always wanted to do charity stuff. I'm such a nurturer and love taking care of people.
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What I learned from my years in Silicon Valley is that design can have a primary role in how a business is shaped, how a company can be design-driven. In my experience of large industry in Europe, that knowledge has been lost.
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Sure, we want to know what a president believes in... but that doesn't always mean he should tell us.
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Politics is about putting yourself in a state of grace.
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I've only been to jail once, and I didn't get my tattoos there.
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The first point of contact for radicalisation is almost always a personal one. Prisons and universities, for example, tend to be easily and regularly infiltrated by radical groups, who use them as forums to propagate their ideas.
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Sometimes, I feel like I spent the first part of my life wishing to be a teen-age boy, and the second part condemned to being one.
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Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
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You don't set up an implicit promise from the federal government that everybody is getting bailed out.
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If these men decided that they have to go in there and fight, I want them to send their own children and grandchildren. I want them to not send a bunch of strangers' kids in there to fight and die.
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I can't even remember when I first went, 'I want to be an actress.' It's always been inside of me.
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You don't find happiness by being able to buy everything you want, whenever you want it.
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Shakespeare was a dramatist of note who lived by writing things to quote.
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Hi, Billy Mays here for...
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"If I would have given way to an arbitrary way, for to have all laws changed according to the power of the sword, I needed not to have come here; and therefore I tell you (and I pray God it be not laid to your charge) that I am the martyr of the people."[
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LaGuardia is jammed into just 680 urban acres; taxiways are tight; runways intersect; you can't launch a departure until the arrival on the other runway crosses the threshold or else the airplanes will ... collide.
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My first campaign was pretty ugly: the incumbent came after me hard with a lot of things that weren't true.
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The British Fashion Awards are also very important because it's my hometown. But it's really a recognition of my team, and those awards give me an opportunity to thank them in a formal way. You and I have worked together enough to know that it really isn't about two people. It's a whole team. And so it's great to acknowledge that you never do anything alone.
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With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.
