Megan Fox Quotes
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I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
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Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.
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I never call them 'guys;' I always call them 'boys.' Maybe it's a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down.
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When I sit down to talk to men's magazines, there's a certain character that I play. She's not fully fleshed out - she doesn't have her own name - but she shows up to do men's-magazine interviews.
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You never know when someone is videotaping you or trying to capture your image. I see how it makes some people crazy.
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I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
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I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
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I have no problem with commitment - you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.
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I don't like feeling out of control. I have to feel like I'm in control of my body.
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I'm not on Twitter.
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I need to hold onto my soul and my integrity, and I can't compromise that.
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If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.
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People just assume that if you're famous, you're in Hollywood.
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I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate - then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it, and that makes me sad. It's not a rewarding experience for me to cook.
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I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.
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I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.
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I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
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I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.
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When you're doing a film, you're on a set and you have retakes and you have time to get it right. And on 'SNL' it's just go, go, go. If you can't read the cue cards or miss your mark, you're just left to sort of screw up. So there's a lot more pressure doing a live TV show.
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I always want to be a part of ensembles. Besides it feeling safer, I think it's a more fun environment to work in. To have a bunch of people collaborating on something, it takes the pressure off of each individual.
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My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
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I don't want to have people get completely sick of me before I've ever even done something legitimate.
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Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities.