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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
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I am a stepmother to the fullest extent.
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Getting married was the best thing I've ever done.
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I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
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When I sit down to talk to men's magazines, there's a certain character that I play. She's not fully fleshed out - she doesn't have her own name - but she shows up to do men's-magazine interviews.
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I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
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You never know when someone is videotaping you or trying to capture your image. I see how it makes some people crazy.
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I have no problem with commitment - you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.
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I'm not on Twitter.
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My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.
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People just assume that if you're famous, you're in Hollywood.
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I need to hold onto my soul and my integrity, and I can't compromise that.
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I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
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If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.
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I don't like feeling out of control. I have to feel like I'm in control of my body.
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I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.
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I always want to be a part of ensembles. Besides it feeling safer, I think it's a more fun environment to work in. To have a bunch of people collaborating on something, it takes the pressure off of each individual.
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I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.
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I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.
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I don't want to have people get completely sick of me before I've ever even done something legitimate.
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
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I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate - then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it, and that makes me sad. It's not a rewarding experience for me to cook.
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I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself.
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I've never really socialized; I've always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that.