John Mulaney Quotes
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You won't really get a lot of the mainstream, lovey-dovey side because that wasn't a part of my life in the beginning.
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I don't think that - you know, I'm sure that there's guys that are doing it, because I'm sure in every sport there's players who want to get the edge. But I think that it's been blown overly - way more than guys are using it in our game.
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Good comedy is ageless.
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I think the attraction to Israeli women stems from the fact that we're exotic and the fact that there are many talented and beautiful women in Israel. I think that there is also greater awareness of Israel than before in the movie industry.
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To be slandered the way I get slandered is really uncalled for, but life goes on.
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I am honoured to be associated with a brand like Movado. It believes in the art of design and is known for its perfection worldwide. I have strong faith in the pursuit of perfection. I am looking forward to a long association.
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I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.
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I know what it's like not to have food in the fridge or money to buy more.
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It used to be that I wanted to be taller. Once I made 5-foot-1, I was happy.
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To become a mother is to learn a whole language - to relearn it, perhaps, as it was the tongue to which we were born - and hence gain entrance to a forgotten world of comprehension.
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The subject of Finnish poetry ought to have a special interest for the Japanese student, if only for the reason that Finnish poetry comes more closely in many respects to Japanese poetry than any other form of Western poetry.
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I like my hands. They do most of the talking.
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Rahul Gandhi is very idealistic and a very decent human being. He has real concerns for the downtrodden.
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I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy.
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I don't try to be sexy, but I do want to look as good as I can.
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I have no doubt that given a real choice, the vast majority of Muslims and Arabs, like everyone else will choose a free society over a fear society.
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Life certainly points it out to you - 'you can go this way or the other way.' You have to decide and it's a very strong decision because, would you sleep well knowing that you're living in the best place, but you're letting the place where you should live alone?
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We're seeing a reaction - and people taking to the streets with pots and pans - in areas where the independence movement isn't supposed to exist. People have to choose between one model and another. Everyone in Catalonia has realised that not taking part means ratifying the politics of repression of the Spanish government.
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Most people don't know that I'll eat anything spicy. A little extra kick is always a good thing!
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We didn't have a whole lot of cash growing up. My mom was a single parent for a while before my stepdad came into the picture.
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You see so many movies... the younger people who are coming from MTV or who are coming from commercials and there's no sense of film grammar. There's no real sense of how to tell a story visually. It's just cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, you know, which is pretty easy.
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I want to do 'The Graduate!' When Lorraine Bracco's finished, I'm up for it.
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The A.M.T. is much reviled by tax experts across the political spectrum for its unintended consequences and fiendish complexity.
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I'm pretty self-critical about everything I've ever done: stand-up, 'SNL.'
