John Mulaney Quotes
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You won't really get a lot of the mainstream, lovey-dovey side because that wasn't a part of my life in the beginning.
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I don't think that - you know, I'm sure that there's guys that are doing it, because I'm sure in every sport there's players who want to get the edge. But I think that it's been blown overly - way more than guys are using it in our game.
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Good comedy is ageless.
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I think the attraction to Israeli women stems from the fact that we're exotic and the fact that there are many talented and beautiful women in Israel. I think that there is also greater awareness of Israel than before in the movie industry.
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To be slandered the way I get slandered is really uncalled for, but life goes on.
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I am honoured to be associated with a brand like Movado. It believes in the art of design and is known for its perfection worldwide. I have strong faith in the pursuit of perfection. I am looking forward to a long association.
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At some particular time, when I was 14 years old, I've done something that people didn't expect.
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On the contrary, I'm a strong believer in the necessity of imperfection coming into the film.
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I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.
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I know what it's like not to have food in the fridge or money to buy more.
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According to the situation, your role changes in one-day cricket, especially in a phase like the Powerplay. If I bowl four spells, four times I will be playing a different role. If I come in the first Powerplay, and say the opposition are 70 for no loss after 10 overs, I will be looking to take a wicket.
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It used to be that I wanted to be taller. Once I made 5-foot-1, I was happy.
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To become a mother is to learn a whole language - to relearn it, perhaps, as it was the tongue to which we were born - and hence gain entrance to a forgotten world of comprehension.
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The subject of Finnish poetry ought to have a special interest for the Japanese student, if only for the reason that Finnish poetry comes more closely in many respects to Japanese poetry than any other form of Western poetry.
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As a lot of the venture capital world seems to be shifting away from consumer, we want to make sure that consumer entrepreneurs know there's still money available.
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I like my hands. They do most of the talking.
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Getting to have a higher purpose other than just being successful is very necessary for me.
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Rahul Gandhi is very idealistic and a very decent human being. He has real concerns for the downtrodden.
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I think that selling rights is a bad move commercially, not just morally. It cheapens the songs. When people come to my concerts, they often hold up candles when we do "Let It Be." I don't think they'd do that anymore if the song suddenly became part of an Oldsmobile ad.
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In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.
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Altho that is so, Ireland has always denied and Ireland still denies that the Union was binding upon her either legally or morally. And here on this historic occasion we have assembled to renew our protest and to place it upon record.
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I became chairman of the inmates committee. Got into a lot of trouble. Was accused of fomenting a riot. Was accused of plotting to kill the warden.
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I think people become consumed with selling a book when they need to be consumed with writing it.
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I'm pretty self-critical about everything I've ever done: stand-up, 'SNL.'
