John Mulaney Quotes
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You won't really get a lot of the mainstream, lovey-dovey side because that wasn't a part of my life in the beginning.
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I don't think that - you know, I'm sure that there's guys that are doing it, because I'm sure in every sport there's players who want to get the edge. But I think that it's been blown overly - way more than guys are using it in our game.
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Good comedy is ageless.
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I think the attraction to Israeli women stems from the fact that we're exotic and the fact that there are many talented and beautiful women in Israel. I think that there is also greater awareness of Israel than before in the movie industry.
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To be slandered the way I get slandered is really uncalled for, but life goes on.
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I am honoured to be associated with a brand like Movado. It believes in the art of design and is known for its perfection worldwide. I have strong faith in the pursuit of perfection. I am looking forward to a long association.
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At some particular time, when I was 14 years old, I've done something that people didn't expect.
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On the contrary, I'm a strong believer in the necessity of imperfection coming into the film.
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I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.
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I know what it's like not to have food in the fridge or money to buy more.
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According to the situation, your role changes in one-day cricket, especially in a phase like the Powerplay. If I bowl four spells, four times I will be playing a different role. If I come in the first Powerplay, and say the opposition are 70 for no loss after 10 overs, I will be looking to take a wicket.
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It used to be that I wanted to be taller. Once I made 5-foot-1, I was happy.
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To become a mother is to learn a whole language - to relearn it, perhaps, as it was the tongue to which we were born - and hence gain entrance to a forgotten world of comprehension.
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The subject of Finnish poetry ought to have a special interest for the Japanese student, if only for the reason that Finnish poetry comes more closely in many respects to Japanese poetry than any other form of Western poetry.
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As a lot of the venture capital world seems to be shifting away from consumer, we want to make sure that consumer entrepreneurs know there's still money available.
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I like my hands. They do most of the talking.
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Getting to have a higher purpose other than just being successful is very necessary for me.
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Rahul Gandhi is very idealistic and a very decent human being. He has real concerns for the downtrodden.
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Playing the villain, bringing her to life, is the most fun because there really are no rules.
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I know we will look back on this and think how odd it was we were championing the rights of lone mothers to bring up their children on benefit.
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
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If you really want something you just hang with it. We think our future's ahead and not behind.
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Some things are difficult to adapt to.
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I'm pretty self-critical about everything I've ever done: stand-up, 'SNL.'