John Oliver Quotes
Quotes to Explore
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I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
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All a writer wants is to be read, and people are so flattering and lovely. I mean, there are witches out there as well. But most are so kind.
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I competed in track for 10 years and have been doing kickboxing forever.
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I'd love to do something where I can act and dance at the same time, like on Broadway or in movies.
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More than anything, I think as our country matures, we recognize that women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity.
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Just because a rapper is white, I don't feel the need to attack them.
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I'm competitive. I don't like to lose.
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A reality that is electronic... Once everybody's got a computer terminal in their home, to satisfy all their needs, all the domestic needs, there'll be a dismantling of the present broadcasting structure, which is far too limited and limiting.
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Credit you give yourself is not worth having.
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Today, currently, business owners can go out and find out if the person they are hiring is eligible to work here or if they are not. We need to think about how we are impacting workers.
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The first bit of vinyl I bought was Michael Jackson's 'Bad.'
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I would love to live in India or in the South of France, but Roger Vivier doesn't have offices yet in New Delhi or Jaipur.
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My mother doesn't have much of a social life with other A-list people. Which in a way I'm very grateful for, because if I do make something of my career I will be able to say it wasn't because I was a Chaplin.
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I may have had a crush on Zac, but we are like brother and sister, so nothing would ever happen.
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I have to believe that people can change, otherwise I deny the Gospel, and I will not do that.
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You can change the feel of your sofa by adding a thick, cozy throw and playing a couple of classic pillows off a more Moroccan-inspired one.
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I'm saying there's plenty of money out there for great consumer entrepreneurs with great consumer products attacking really big markets.
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The father of every good work is discontent, and its mother is diligence.
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I like certain subgenres within science fiction and fantasy, and one of those is urban fantasy, and another is steampunk.
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I never realized what a great privilege it is to be able to use the voice for Christ until I was deprived of it.
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Warmaking doesn't stop warmaking. If it did, our problems would have stopped millennia ago.
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I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.
