John Oliver Quotes
Quotes to Explore
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I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
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All a writer wants is to be read, and people are so flattering and lovely. I mean, there are witches out there as well. But most are so kind.
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I competed in track for 10 years and have been doing kickboxing forever.
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I'd love to do something where I can act and dance at the same time, like on Broadway or in movies.
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More than anything, I think as our country matures, we recognize that women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity.
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Just because a rapper is white, I don't feel the need to attack them.
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I'm competitive. I don't like to lose.
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A reality that is electronic... Once everybody's got a computer terminal in their home, to satisfy all their needs, all the domestic needs, there'll be a dismantling of the present broadcasting structure, which is far too limited and limiting.
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Credit you give yourself is not worth having.
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Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.
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Today, currently, business owners can go out and find out if the person they are hiring is eligible to work here or if they are not. We need to think about how we are impacting workers.
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The first bit of vinyl I bought was Michael Jackson's 'Bad.'
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My books are about ordinary people placed in extraordinary situations who are able to draw upon their inner reserves to challenge the status-quo in life and navigate compelling human relationships.
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I would love to live in India or in the South of France, but Roger Vivier doesn't have offices yet in New Delhi or Jaipur.
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My mother doesn't have much of a social life with other A-list people. Which in a way I'm very grateful for, because if I do make something of my career I will be able to say it wasn't because I was a Chaplin.
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I may have had a crush on Zac, but we are like brother and sister, so nothing would ever happen.
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I have to believe that people can change, otherwise I deny the Gospel, and I will not do that.
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My dear Kepler, what would you say of the learned here, who, replete with the pertinacity of the asp, have steadfastly refused to cast a glance through the telescope? What shall we make of this? Shall we laugh, or shall we cry?
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It has become customary to say that a man needs only six feet of land. But a corpse needs six feet, not a person.
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Whenever any actor comes into a producer session, they have so many questions, and we still can't really tell them that much until they get the job.
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Any structure that is part of Alfa Group, whether the Alfa Eco commodities trader or the Perekryostok supermarket chain, is treated by bank officers as an ordinary client without special privileges.
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I want to be something that the listeners might not know that they needed but that I fill a lane and that they enjoy it for a while.
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I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.
