John Oliver Quotes
I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show,' I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson. Having a British accent definitely gave me a sonic leg up on that because there is a faux authority to the British accent in and of itself.
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Like in every peace process, and especially in Colombia, there all kinds of problems that will come through. Not only is the process by itself very complicated but it has lots of underground complications.
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The world is too violent right now.
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I do small things. I try to do good things every day.
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If you look back on the breakups that you've had, whether it's a long relationship or a one-night stand, it's always awkward.
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When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
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Being in Harlem on the night of Barack Obama's election was extraordinary. It was the best street party I have ever gone to, and it felt like the period of American history which began with slavery had ended that evening.
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I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.
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So long as you don't feel life's paltry and a miserable business, the rest doesn't matter, happiness or unhappiness.
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Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things? Is it a legacy of our colonial years? We want foreign television sets. We want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology. Why this obsession with everything imported?
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Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
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Enough to using Texas as a political laboratory for testing far-right ideas. Enough to using Texas as a workshop for fattening the wallets of their special interest friends and supporters. And enough of politicians listening only to each other, rather than real Texans.
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I always like to play roles where I either love the character or think that it's a story that I can tell better than anyone else. There are always reasons for me to do whatever I do.
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On a very basic level, many people think celebrities have too much already, so we shouldn't be entitled to our political opinions.
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Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life.
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To the folks walking around the District of Columbia, I would say this: 'Be careful.'
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I still sing on bits and pieces. Singing's something that I love to do, but it's not something that I pursue as a career.
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My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother.
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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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I don't think I ever intend to provoke outrage, but I don't mind being provocative in content.
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Holiness is the strength of the soul. It comes by faith and through obedience to God's laws and ordinances. God then purifies the heart by faith, and the heart becomes purged from that which is profane and unworthy.
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I don't want to act as though my deployment was particularly rough, because it wasn't. I had a very mild deployment; I was a staff officer.
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Donald Trump will be the next president, the 45th President of the United States. And it will be up to him to set up a team that he thinks will serve him well and reflect his policies. And those who didn't vote for him have to recognize that that's how democracy works. That's how this system operates.
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I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show,' I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson. Having a British accent definitely gave me a sonic leg up on that because there is a faux authority to the British accent in and of itself.
