Kaitlin Olson Quotes
Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me.
Quotes to Explore
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Don't assume that the answers are out there in the form of somebody else already doing something. Sometimes they are. But you have to think beyond that.
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So I feel a responsibility to help first-time film-makers in Brazil, but also to increase the dialogue between film cultures which are really wonderful and so much closer to us than what we do see on our screens.
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There's always the risk that there are unknown unknowns.
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I've always tried to lend my support to worth while causes, and I feel you should use your celebrity to help with worldwide causes and help them gain exposure.
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I like to act. Every other aspect of show business I find uninteresting.
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I love heavy music. I keep Flume nice and melodic, so I save the angry, testosterone-fueled heavy stuff for What So Not. I think it's a good defining thing for the two projects.
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My father was a civil servant in northern India where I was born. As a boy I saw the dire effects of poverty and illiteracy, especially on women and children. It often seemed that the only thing separating me from them was luck.
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My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.
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I just like to stay a little quiet and just do my own thing. If I win a little more, I think I'll get a little bit more attention.
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A lot of guys try to mingle with me because of who I am. If I encounter a guy with a clean heart, I will go by my instincts. I guess my man won't be from the film industry.
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The more time passes in your life, I think the greater you understand perspective. So I'm happy that I've had experiences that have reminded me that most exciting things might not feel so exciting later, and the most disappointing things might not be so disappointing later, either.
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I don't want or need to gain respect with what I do off the court. I want respect for what I do on the court.
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I never been a hater of these other cats, who never really had nothing, being successful. That's not my problem.
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The people don't run the system; the people are victims of the system. The people choose the leaders thinking that they will help them. But when they turn around, there is no help.
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I read the Scriptures at the American Cathedral on Christmas and Easter; that's it. It's a task I love.
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Is there discrimination against women? Yes. There's no denying that the old boys' network is alive and well. But there's also discrimination against men.
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The Guardian's 'Word of Mouth' blog bridges the gap between blogging and serious food journalism.
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I had several near death experiences or very, you know, close calls, if you may, in Iraq. You know, there was an incident where I was nearly kidnapped.
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In basic training we had been told to watch out for Japanese spies.
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It only worked for a little while; the morning after I agreed to go with Universal, an article came out in the Hollywood trade papers, and the secret was out.
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If I read a scary story in the newspaper, I find I'm haunted by it.
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I don't like people waiting on me. I feel it is an unnecessary expense.
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I wanted to go to Jupiter. That was my plan from day one, and David Lynch gave me the ticket.
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Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me.
